The Official ZD Jokes Thread

[Triforce King]

Hmmm. You guys ever wonder how Master Splinter gives the three most powerful ninja weapons that required skill to Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo, but Donatello gets the short end of the stick?

 

[Kingwobbly]

I was talking to three friends once when our other friend walked in and I said "oh, we were just talking about you" and he relied "you disgust me" and I said "yes, we did".

 

[Triforce King]

Why do they call Hercule from Dragon Ball Z, Mr. Satan? Because he lie, cheat, and steal.

 

[Kingwobbly]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[Deleted member 14134]

The moderators on Zelda Dungeon!

 

[Triforce King]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To divorce his chickenhead of a wife.

 

[Jamie]

The moderators on Zelda Dungeon!

gud 1 m9

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

Col. Mustard did it with Ms. Scarlet in the study with his candlestick.

Scarlet's reply: “It was to die for!”

 

[Batman]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Spoiler

A gummy bear

 

[Batman]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Spoiler

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Spoiler

Your mom.

 

[Justac00lguy]

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[DARK MASTER]

Skyward Sword.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards in a single line?
A: A receding hareline.

 

[Triforce King]

Why did the Jamaican chicken cross the road?

To be a jerk

 

[Beauts]

What's Forrest Gump's password?

Spoiler

1forrest1