Pre-Card Announcement: If you're receiving this it's because Misty said you were going on her Christmas (Hitmas) list. You lucky goober.
Dear Dark Master,
I hope this Hitler Christmas Card finds you and your family spiffy and lovely. You're my favourite southerner and a real gem of stupidity. Whether is it Allah, Jesus, or No One at all that brings you good fortune, gifts, and a very merry christmas, I want you to have a particularly lovely one this year. Always remember to Heil Hitler and nothing will ever be able to harm you including bombs and briefcases. Although, the south will still rape you and make you a child soldier.
P.S. Harambe Died for your freedom so you better have a quiet moment for him at some point this season.
This is incriminating. The Dark master sent the left-most image of his home to me. I used the ZAE algorithm (zoom and enhance, for those who are less tech savvy) to prove the true identity of the dark master. He is notorious racist criminal Charles Manson. Please, I believe trial is necessary. Who offers their selves as a jury of peers of the dark master?!?