King of the Hill!

[tecknokid900]

The ground starts shaking and I burst from the ground. You are amazed and ask how I managed to survive. I then pull out a can of red bull and say "Red Bull gives you wings!" I then knock you out with a punch, steal everything you have and push you into the hole while yelling, "This Is HYRULE!!!!!!"

The three musketeers claim the Hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I unleash Tecknoid from the pit to attack you and send ou both back down into it.
I claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

I shoot out of the abyss like a bullet and hit you on my way up. you fly away like they did on the Loony Toons. I then pull out some Skittles and eat them

Team three musketeers claim the Hill!

 

[Zanzibar]

I come dual wielding Mini guns ( don't ask how I do it, I just do ) and blast you of the hill. The hill is mine!

 

[tecknokid900]

I come back and give you a riddle. "If the Pen is mightier then the sword, then why do actions speak louder then words?" While you contemplate that, I move you off the hill.

The three musketeers claim the Hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

I take my digger thingy and pluck you up of the hill and drop you somewhere or another.

I claim the hill!

 

[tecknokid900]

I return and pick you up, I put you in a box, and ship you to Bermuda. Your air plane that you're being transported in mysteriously disappears, no one hear from you again.

I claim the Hill.

 

[i-am-link]

I warp reality to the point where the hill is upside down, floating in the air, and you fall off. I restore reality, and the hill crushes you.

I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I shove you off the hill and have an army of landscapers cart it to an undisclosed place in Arizona. I put a house in the hill and live there, making a second hill next door as a decoy. If anyone walks on the second hill it blows up, not harming the first.
I claim BOTH hills.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I grab a starman and run into you.

I claim the hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

My pet Dodongo scares you away! I have the hill

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Your pet dodongo eats the bombs in the bomb bag I left behind.

I claim the hill.

 

[kokirion]

I speed up time so I inherit the mountain

I claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

But I use the song of time to go back, and I make it so I will Inherit the hill, and it will be passed on to my ancestors, who will protect it for all time. I then Ban you from MY hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

I give you a house full of everything zelda related... it is on the other side of the world, but you can't resist and go running towards it! meanwhile I meander up the hill. The hill is mine!!!