King of the Hill!

[i-am-link]

I roll up the hill in my Awesome frickin' Wheel Bike

and "accidentally" run you over.

I claim the hill.

 

[whiteknight455]

I steal your bike and run you over twice the blow it up then take the hill

 

[Zanzibar]

I inject C4 in your body(I'm disguised of course.)with a needle, then implode it from a safe distance. I claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

I blow up your backup C4. I claim the hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

well luckily, I had a bomb suit on! I convince all the neighbor cannibal natives to eat you........ I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I nail you to a wall and throw a tennis ball at you until you die. Then I give the bloody tennis ball to the next person who tries to claim the hill so the cops arrest him or her.

I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I do not take the tennis balls but instead burn them. Then I use a Semi to run over Cel-Shaded Deku.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

LOOK! JUSTIN BEIBER IS ABOUT TO DO A BACKFLIP OFF A HIGH BUILDING!!!

You leave the hill to get your chair, popcorn, and soda.

I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I push you off the cliff with Bieber.
I claim the hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

I summon a freak tidal wave, splooshing you away.

I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

I use PSI THUNDER to shock you with lightning. You fall to the ground as ash. I vacuum you up and set the vacuum to fire.
I claim the hill!

 

[Zanzibar]

ok..... well my spirit summons a troll to devour you, in which it succeeds. I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

I break out of the troll's belly because i just can, and simply shove you off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I blow up the trap hill next door (you guys didn't move it away from the other one) and it blow you all down.
I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I kick DekuNut where it counts and send him screaming into the Pit of Eternal Falling.
I claim the hill.