King of the Hill!

[Tony]

A giant unicorn panda goes on a rampage and eats you. I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

I break out of somthing's stomach for the umpteenth time, and sic Hostel Gado (from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) on you, telling him that you're some wierd monster. You run away screaming while he FIRES HIS LAZ-OR at you.
I claim the hill.

 

[DekuNut]

I shoot an arrow at you, knocking you off the hill and injuring you leg (sound slightly familiar?)
I claim the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

(yeah. as a matter of fact it does.)

i am not knocked unconsious like in the RPG but instead pull out the arrow and bandage it up. then i shoot you with an arrow in the neck and you fall as well. (that sound familiar?)

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I makes you drank an potion that makes you allergic to bad grammers and you death from read this.

I claim hill.

 

[DekuNut]

(That one was more recent)
I come back to life and shove the arrow into CSD.
I claim the hill.

 

[Zanzibar]

I make you watch horrible movies. you then commit suicide.... I claim the hill!

 

[amaterasu]

I simply tie you to a tree. I claim the hill. Hooray for simplicity!

 

[DekuNut]

The horrible movies are still on and you die, rolling down the hill.
My carcass claims the hill.

 

[amaterasu]

i never die, so i kick your carcass down the hill and send it over the rainbow.

 

[DekuNut]

Already over the rainbow, the skittles it is made of brings me back to life and I ssend you off the hill with sour skittles. I claim the hill

 

[amaterasu]

i nom on the sour skittles and toss m and m's at you.

 

[Zanzibar]

I come with my broad sword and chop your head off.... I claim the hill!

 

[DekuNut]

I take a Gale Boomerang (TP; beats the broadsword!) and send you flying down the hill. I claim it.

 

[Zanzibar]

hehehe, you just fell for it!! ( you sent a dummy down the hill) . I then borrow Links :mastersword: and dispel you from the hill. I claim the hill!