King of the Hill!

[AwesomeTingle]

Ok this game is way fun. I've played it on all the other forums I've been on... so I was surprised that it wasn't here on the forums!

Alright so here's how you play it. The 1st player Claims the hill. Then the 2nd player Does something to the 1st player to get the hill. For example:

1st player: I claim the hill

2nd player: I drop an anvil on you. I claim the hill.

And it goes on and on, and you can do just about anything so...

I claim the hill!

 

[kokirion]

suddenly lightning struck you so I claim the hill

 

[Fraxinus]

(I can't get ninja'd on this thread because it will always work)
I summon a tidal wave that sweeps you off your feet. I claim the hill!

 

[Jedizora]

I eat you. i have claim the hill.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

You fall of a cliff next to the hill and die.

I claim the hill

 

[lemsklex]

I sneak behind you and push you off, causing you to fall onto a bunch of spikes. I claim the hill

 

[SheikahWarrior]

I smash a bottle off a rock and shove it in your face

I claim the hill

 

[Fraxinus]

The Helmaroc King picks you up and tosses you into the ocean (familiar?)
I claim the hill.

 

[Destiny]

A giant squirell attacks you.

I claim the hill!

 

[Tomoya-kun]

A tornado comes and sends you flying away. I claim the hill!

 

[TheGreen]

I impregnate you.

-9 months later-

You are away on maternity leave.
All your hill are belong to us!

 

[Tomoya-kun]

(I'm guy so it's not possible....but oh well)

I send my pet lion to eat you, I rule the hill!

 

[TheGreen]

oh it's possible...
And i fly out of your lion's feces as a ghost and haunt you away from the hill.
I claim the hill.

 

[Tomoya-kun]

I am a ghost hunter. I eliminate you with my ghost hunting equiptment. I claim the hill!

 

[kokirion]

I'm back to claim the hill! And this time I've got a deku army with me (They trow you from the hill and are building a deku-fortress with deku sticks) I claim the hill!