Corrupt a wish!

[Austin]

Yikes. My bad.
Umm.... I wish I could find my DS charger

 

[TheLastLink]

Granted, but the fifty character limit drops it in bathtub full of venomous snakes.

i wish i had a cookie that wasn't poisoned.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but it is radioactive and you die from RAD (measure of radioactivity) poisoning.

I wish I had the power to shoot lazer beams from my Master Sword replica.

 

[Meego]

Granted, but it gets out of control and you manage to kill everything and everyone, well done(!)
I wish my cat didn't scratch me so much (without me or him dying)

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but now he bites all the time!
I wish that Zant wasn't such an idiot.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but now he's a pervert
I wish you didn't have to wait until you got the Master Sword to explore the entire overworld of TP

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but that makes it much worse than Phantom Hourglass and Majora's Mask.

I wish Majora's Mask wasn't such a weak Zelda game...

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but it becomes the most beloved game of all time and destroy every thing on Earth. I wish vomit tasted like grape soda.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but now grape soda tastes like vomit!
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but you get eaten by my dog.(Then I'll just not drink grape soda. It's simple.) I wish I played Percy Jackson in the Lightning Thief movie.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but you get eaten by turnipz for dancing with a gorilla.

I wish Crystal bowersaux will win american idol and fire her lazors at Shivaugn

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but just before Shivaugn gets shot you switch bodies with him taking the Crystal's lasers of pain and vomit! I wish I was a the puppy in my avatar!

 

[Myriadviper42]

Wish granted, but you get run over by a car and die.
I wish i knew what is after death.

 

[Austin]

Granted. It's nothing.
I wish that the Great Sea were just a tad smaller.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Granted but it's the size of a dust speck and Toon Link kills everyone by standing on it. I wish that nothing bad or negative could ever happen to me ever for the rest of my life. HA! CORRUPT THAT!