Corrupt a wish!

[DeletedUser9]

Okay, so this is a game I made up a while ago on my forum. Maybe someone else came up with the idea before me, but I came up with it on my own.

The idea is to make a wish. Say "I wish..." and whatever you want. Then the next person to post grants your wish, but twists it into something bad. Bad example:

"I wish for a sandwich."

"Okay, but it gives you food poisoning."

And the reason that's a bad example is because it's not creative. The point is to be creative! More in the twists, not the wishes so much. But odder wishes make them harder to twist.

Just don't do anything really messed up and follow the rules. Okay, I'll start:

I wish my new webcam will arrive in the mail tomorrow.

 

[The Nahobino]

It will arrive, but you will have to send it back because the lens will be broken.

We called this sorta game "Corrupt a Wish"

I wish Axle plays more in these games.

 

[Din Akera]

Axel will play more in these games but he will only do it at night.

i wish to get roses from a secret admirrer in the mail.

 

[The Nahobino]

You do get them, but they arrive drier than a desert...

I wish Xinnamin makes my Rad character soon!

 

[Din Akera]

She will, but It will be the oppisite of what you were hoping for.

I wish that my group would take off really well!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Your group will take off, but the site will crash and start over from square one.

 

[ケンジ]

MAster Kokiri9.... yeah you should add your wish.... so Since you did not made one....

I wish that i have the power of switch genders

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

You can now change genders but are unable to have s**.

I wish I was the Hero of Winds!

 

[GerudoRose]

Wish granted, but now you have to leave home, say good-bye to your sister and grandma, and sail away to explore uncharted lands for colonization.

I wish I own a tiger as a pet and name it Ruby.

 

[Din Akera]

You now own a tiger named RUby, but the tiger eats all the food in your house and your family pet.

I wish that Zelda Wii would be finished soon....

 

[arkvoodle]

Granted. But the Tiger turns rabid and attacks you.

I wish that I could rule the world >=D

 

[Din Akera]

Snap! Ninjaed Ark!
(50 characters more of text is required!)

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted. But the Tiger turns rabid and attacks you.

I wish that I could rule the world >=D

Granted. But Link kills you.

I wish to have rabbit Link as a pet.

 

[arkvoodle]

Granted, but a wolf comes and eats him as a snack.

I wish I could lift things with my mind

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but a wolf comes and eats him as a snack.

I wish I could lift things with my mind

Granted, but now you see and hear dead people.

I wish I could control electricity...