Corrupt a wish!

[Katelynn]

Granted, but everyone ends up hating you.

I wish my Platinum Moderator thing would come true....

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but ZD gets deleted.

I wish for a sammich.

 

[Pixel]

Granted,but you're the filling

I wish for the equation Z + L * Phi - (G + D) = 10

 

[Katelynn]

Granted, but Impa does not approve.

I wish Veran would return to a Zelda game...

 

[jstar]

Granted, but it's only a cameo

I wish there would be a guy in a mustache that link doesn't recognize, but is from his school/Skyloft and says “It's me! Mario!” (or many he'll be the school janitor/plumber)

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now Skyward Sword becomes a Mario game, and Skyloft floats above the Mushroom Kingdom.

I wish a Zelda and Metroid mashup game called "The Legend of Samus: Return of Link" was released.

 

[Katelynn]

Eh, sorry... This Great Fairy is tired of granting wishes... Come back later...

 

[Pixel]

I wish a person had remembered to wish something

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but they won't post it.

I wish everyone would die, including me.

 

[Pixel]

Granted, but arghhhhhhh *screams in agony and dies*

I wish for life

 

[sf8]

granted, but you're homeless and you never die so you end up becoming dust (after millions of years of homelessness D) and not being able to do anything because you're so old

I wish I could have any wish i want, no ifs ands or buts. No complications, just anything I say. )

 

[Pixel]

Granted,and that was it.

I wish you could see a trollface

 

[101hylainDin]

Trollface. (it's bad enough as is.)

I wish for a pie flavored pie.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but since you can't taste numbers, your pie technically doesn't have a flavour.

I wish the number e (2.72) was as well-known as pi (3.14).

 

[Kappa]

Granted, but then pi is never used and now math is all messed up.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wisher's wish to come true.