Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, you're 80% water just like the rest of us....

I wish Link obtained Lead Boots instead of Iron Boots.

 

[Links Brother]

Granted, but their so heavy you can't move or get them off.

I wish I could go back in time and start Zelda before Mario.

 

[jstar]

Granted, now there's Zelda kart and Zelda party and Zelda sport mix oh and there is Ganon Kong and Legend of Peach: Mario's awakening

I wish I could wish a wish.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but it was your only wish

I wish for fish on my fish wish dish

 

[jstar]

Granted, it's on a tree.

I wish the creatornof Zelda, Shigeru Miyamoto-san, would join ZD.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but he hacks the site and bans us all so he can have all the Zelda Dungeon-y goodness to himself.

I wish for a wish that would grant me a wish for a wish to wish that I would stop saying wish so much.
(^ try saying that ten times fast.)

 

[:Zelda:Druggie:]

Um . . . granted ? But I get so confused I end up blowing you up instead o.o

I wish for time to speed up until Christmas ^.^

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but time moved too fast, making it December 26, so you missed Christmas.

I wish I knew what that gif of that colorful... thing in your sig is.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but the moment you figure it out, :Zelda : Druggie: changes it to something even more complex and abstract.

I wish there was an auction where you could bid on Zelda merchandise!

 

[:Zelda:Druggie:]

There is, but the only currency accepted is the rarest rock in the world, the rock formed and preserved from the earth’s original crust when it was created billions of years ago. To date, only two pieces have ever been found; the first piece was discovered in Canada in 2008 and the second piece in India in 2009.

I wish I could finish my essay in 10 seconds !

 

[Siniru]

Granted, But it sucks.

I wish for nothing.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Too bad, you got a jar of expired pickles haunting you forever.

I wish that people would realize McDonald's is not good for you.

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but they'll eat there anyways.

I wish that I could escape Hell and live fully in this world.

 

[Rytex]

Alright. You can escape the Inferno Hell, but WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL, HELL ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for Pizzazium Infinionite.

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but you forget what that is and why you want it.

I wish that my wish is incorruptible.