Corrupt a wish!

[A Link In Time]

Granted but your Calculus teacher will now hound your for division by zero.

I wish the week would pass faster ofr Skyward sword to release.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but once Skyward Sword gets released, time flows backwards at twice the speed that it travelled before.

I wish there were 36 hours in a day instead of 24.

 

[A Link In Time]

Granted but now you have to wait longer until Skyward Sword.

I wish the Master Sword was real

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but you misshandle it and slit your own throat

I wish I was popular and had fans

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I set them to "high" and the fans blow your hair into your eyes and mouth.

I wish I could did see Ganon.

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but his ugliness will cause your pupils to burn and you will never see again.

I wish someone knew what my avatar is.

 

[jstar]

Granted, that person is you

I wish I had SS already!!! I'm so excited!!!

 

[dazzsheil]

It will arrive but you find out that the game case has no disc in It :3

I wish I could fall in love with a Stallion of a woman

 

[Katelynn]

Granted, but she ends up being a real horse.

I wish that I was the goddess Hylia, reborn into the "real world".

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're reborn as a homeless person whose parents are drug addicts that beat you on a daily basis until you're 38.

I wish Gannon to by my skool janitor.

 

[Pixel]

Granted,but it eats everybody

I wish to be a Skyloftian

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you don't exist until November 20th.

I wish for an Au fish. (Pat yourself on the back if you get it.)

 

[Katelynn]

Granted, but it dies before when you eat it by mistake...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish Katelynn wishes for a wish that wishes a wish of wishy wishburgers.

 

[Luigidude64]

Granted, but you get fat and I laugh at you.

I wish I was a Moderator...