Corrupt a wish!

[Kappa]

Granted, but then pi is never used and now math is all messed up.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wisher's wish to come true.

 

[Pixel]

Granted,that wisher is me
I wish for sleep

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you never wake up, so technically you're dead.

I wish I had the power to bring you back to life.

 

[Pixel]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*snore a wish*

 

[Kappa]

But you choke while snoring and die.

I wish for pi to be pie to be piye.

 

[Selda]

Granted but it was only one second

I wish to ride a chimera

 

[Pixel]

Granted,but it kills you

I wish for seven notes

 

[jstar]

granted, you get an extra eighth note and now your song sound like nails on a chalboard

I wish Argentina existed instead of Atlantis!

 

[Pixel]

It does ...
I wish that last wish made sense ...

 

[Selda]

Granted but it confuses you anyhow.

I want Skyward sword!

 

[Pixel]

Granted,but your Wii implodes

I wish for 3DS

 

[Selda]

granted but you are forbidden to purchase any 3DS Games

I wish i could play skyward sword right now!

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but your Wii cathes on fire and you can't buy a new one.

I wish I could get a girlfriend. cry

 

[Selda]

Granted but you must obey her forever :cry:

I wish to live with all animals and they protect me.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but then all plants will try to kill you.

I wish to never have to go to sleep again without any negative side effects to my health or state of mind.