Corrupt a wish!

[101hylainDin]

granted but whenever you play it, it crashes.

I wish for someone to use sense in their wishes.

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

There is no sense...

I wish my girlfriends were real.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they find out that you were cheating on them with each other and they stab you to death with their nails.

I wish my shift key would work1

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but your entire keyboard breaks.

This is an wish.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's a awful one.

I wish I could understand why I'm playing Minish Cap instead of Skyward Sword...

 

[Selda]

granted.but you suddenly can't put MC down ever again.


I wish i could inderstand why i must eat my computer.

 

[prince rallis]

Wish granted,but when you try to eat it it comes to life and eats you

I wish my dad was a good guitar player and was the lead guitarist in the band Iron Maiden.

 

[Clash]

Granted, but he leaves on a world tour and his plane crashes and the rest of the band is crippled and they can't sing anymore and your dad invested all your money into the band and you go broke.

I wish I was playing Skyward Sword right now.

 

[prince rallis]

Wish granted but the save data becomes corrupted so you can't progress through the game.


I wish I wasn't afraid of skulltulas.

 

[Jared]

Granted but your scared of everything else.



I wish I would someday work at nintendo making games.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but Nintendo goes bankrupted

I wish Dio survived his cancer.

 

[Clash]

It would be really mean of me to corrupt that... so...

I wish I had my own video game company.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted but you become a cryptid.

I wish I had a dollar for every time a person didn't know what a cryptid was.

 

[Clash]

Granted but I strangle you for not telling me what a cryptid is.

Oh wait... are they creatures not proven to exist such as the Loch Ness Monster?

I wish I had remembered that earlier.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but time itself ceases to exist.

I wish I had an iPad.