CynicalSquid
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Procrastinate..... :sad:
Story of my life
Procrastinate..... :sad:
Well not today but yesterday I was pretty stupid. I woke up around 6.35am and left home around 7.05am and it never accured in my mind for one sec that I was one hour TOO EARLY. So I was waiting and waiting and wondered why there was nobody at work. And it was so cold. Then I realized I was too early *facepalm*
I was making myself a sandwich earlier today when all of a sudden, my knife slipped from my fingers and left a huge gash in my arms. The bleeding has already stopped but now I look like a complete imbecile. Who cuts themselves by simply making a sandwich? Clearly I am. That said, I think I am currently the only who falls under this category. :S
Opened a cereal bar, dropped the bar into the bin instead of the wrapper... Stupid brain. You owe me 40p!