Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[BlueLink57]

[5/7/2009 2:31:50 PM] Emir: are you able to talk from it?
[5/7/2009 2:32:02 PM] Emir: like go online or something?
[5/7/2009 2:33:22 PM] Emir: so how did school go i guess?
[5/7/2009 2:33:39 PM] Emir: the reason im not at school is bcuz i have a cold
[5/7/2009 2:35:08 PM] Alex: didnt go lol
[5/7/2009 2:35:20 PM] Alex: hectic day yesterday
[5/7/2009 2:35:31 PM] Alex: had mad ear pains so i wasnt in school then either
[5/7/2009 2:36:16 PM] Alex: origonally just going to GP then ended up in ormskirk sitting in chair for hours then went to pay bills then went to chemist
[5/7/2009 2:36:22 PM] Alex: got antibiotics
[5/7/2009 2:37:19 PM] Emir: hmm
[5/7/2009 2:37:22 PM] Alex: and they knock me out
[5/7/2009 2:37:32 PM] Emir: brb
[5/7/2009 2:37:35 PM] Alex: so i been at gran and grandads today just napping ZZZZ
[5/7/2009 2:37:43 PM] Alex: and helpin with gardenin
[5/7/2009 2:38:54 PM] Emir: ah
[5/7/2009 2:38:55 PM] Emir: me too
[5/7/2009 2:39:02 PM] Emir: i was napping
[5/7/2009 2:39:15 PM] Alex: wewt scratch card!
[5/7/2009 2:39:27 PM] Emir: darn i wish we coud talk
[5/7/2009 2:39:34 PM] Alex: check out my mad skills on ff cristal chronicals
[5/7/2009 2:39:40 PM] Alex: echoes of time lol
[5/7/2009 2:39:56 PM] Emir: w8, can you call me and talk to see if it somehow works?
[5/7/2009 2:40:06 PM] Alex: wha?
[5/7/2009 2:40:07 PM] Emir: it might
[5/7/2009 2:40:12 PM] Emir: who knows
[5/7/2009 2:40:17 PM] Emir: cough
[5/7/2009 2:40:19 PM] Alex: what u mean?
[5/7/2009 2:40:30 PM] Emir: call me with tghis
[5/7/2009 2:40:35 PM] Emir: you know how to call
[5/7/2009 2:40:42 PM] Emir: this is the point of skype
[5/7/2009 2:40:49 PM] Alex: call?
[5/7/2009 2:40:53 PM] Alex: ok....
[5/7/2009 2:40:55 PM] Emir: w8!!!
[5/7/2009 2:40:58 PM] Emir: not yet
[5/7/2009 2:40:59 PM] Alex: ok.....
[5/7/2009 2:41:06 PM] Alex: ok......
[5/7/2009 2:41:06 PM] Emir: ok, just cough
[5/7/2009 2:41:10 PM] Emir: thats it
[5/7/2009 2:41:11 PM] Alex: cough
[5/7/2009 2:41:12 PM] Emir: i guess
[5/7/2009 2:41:14 PM] Emir: lol
[5/7/2009 2:41:25 PM] Alex: should i try now?
[5/7/2009 2:41:28 PM] Emir: yes..
[5/7/2009 2:41:33 PM] *** Call from Alex, duration 01:08. ***
[5/7/2009 2:41:39 PM] Alex: ........
[5/7/2009 2:41:42 PM] Alex: calling?
[5/7/2009 2:41:47 PM] Emir: not working
[5/7/2009 2:41:49 PM] Alex: i got no mic
[5/7/2009 2:42:01 PM] Emir: ill clap
[5/7/2009 2:42:08 PM] Alex: lol i can hear dat!
[5/7/2009 2:42:10 PM] Emir: good
[5/7/2009 2:42:13 PM] Alex: =p
[5/7/2009 2:42:25 PM] Emir: ill clap loud again lol!
[5/7/2009 2:42:29 PM] Alex: lol!
[5/7/2009 2:42:36 PM] Emir: owwww my hands
[5/7/2009 2:42:42 PM] Emir: k ill hang up now
[5/7/2009 2:42:44 PM] *** Call ended ***
[5/7/2009 2:42:52 PM] Alex: lol how am i supposed to talk with no mic?
[5/7/2009 2:42:56 PM] Emir: you cant
[5/7/2009 2:43:00 PM] Emir: you can hear me
[5/7/2009 2:43:08 PM] Emir: but i cant hear you
[5/7/2009 2:43:55 PM] Alex: right
[5/7/2009 2:43:59 PM] Emir: hmm

Lol. OMG I loved that chat. It was so fun. Too bad it was a month ago.

 

[Bob Majinki]

I was in a "Yo Momma" joke off yesterday.

Me: Yo momma so fat the fed had to bail her out because she was too big to fail.
Him: Ur momma so fat when you toss something to her it start orbitting!
Me: Yo momma so fat she make kim jong-il look like a football playah
Him: Ur momma so fat she went walking in San Francisco, we now know it as the great quake of 1906
Me: Yo momma so fat President Taft said "DAYUHHM!"
Him: Ur momma so fat she went swimming and caused the tsunami.
Me: Yo momma so fat it made O'Reilly shop at Whole Foods.
Him: Ur momma so fat when she stands up she blocks out the sun and causes eclpises
Me: Yo momma so fat, McDonald's apologized

I won.

 

[knowlee]

This was a conversation on Skype, and I shall keep the other speaker anonymous, since she'll probably call me a smeicht if I don't. D:

[3:02:10 PM] CLASSIFIED says: if ZD was a dutch forum, everybody had to type dutch and english wouldn't be allowed
[3:02:17 PM] CLASSIFIED says: aahh what a beautiful place that ZD would be
[3:02:25 PM] Lenora says: Hehe, keep dreaming.
[3:02:47 PM] Lenora says: When you become Mrs. Hagopian, then maybe he'll open a Dutch section.
[3:02:48 PM] CLASSIFIED says:
[3:02:50 PM] CLASSIFIED says:
[3:02:57 PM] CLASSIFIED says: what did you just say?!
[3:03:04 PM] Lenora says: ...I like turtles?

That last line that you said was hilarious! Well I also have a funny convo to show. It's one between me and Axle and Ver-go-a-go-go on the SB. Well, I'm only in a few lines of the convo, but I still find it hilarious.

Here goes:

[Today 10:46 PM] Axle the Beast: Why no talking? Talking is good.
[Today 10:58 PM] Axle the Beast: You b******* need to speak. That's why God gave you vocal cords... er... fingers.
[Today 11:09 PM] knowlee: I'm talking, er, I mean typing!
[Today 11:10 PM] Axle the Beast: Now. You are now.
[Today 11:10 PM] knowlee: True.
[Today 11:14 PM] Axle the Beast: He admits it.
[Today 11:21 PM] Axle the Beast: And he left.
[Today 11:21 PM] Axle the Beast: Where did you go?
[Today 11:21 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: I think he is a she, Axle.
[Today 11:21 PM] Axle the Beast: Oh.
[Today 11:22 PM] Axle the Beast: Awkward.
[Today 11:24 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: That's why she ran off.
[Today 11:24 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: You insulted her.
[Today 11:24 PM] Axle the Beast: D:
[Today 11:26 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: D*** it man! We're trying to run a business here!
[Today 11:26 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: You can't go around scaring the new guys!
[Today 11:26 PM] Axle the Beast: Girls.
[Today 11:26 PM] Axle the Beast: Girls.

(I'm going to skip a little bit...)

[Today 11:35 PM] knowlee: You didn't scare me off.
[Today 11:36 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: :O
[Today 11:36 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: She returns!

(skipping a little bit more...)

[Today 11:43 PM] knowlee: Well, I'm about to disappear again, so don't think you've scared me off when I don't talk for a while, okay?
[Today 11:45 PM] Axle the Beast: Holy crap! She left! I frightened her again!

 

[arkvoodle]

HA HA Haa..Josh's conversation #4 was soo funny... if only i'd copied some of the conversations i'd had to this thread...

 

[knowlee]

I should've put this convo up months ago, but as you can see I didn't and I would add this to my previous post, but I can't. ...anyway here's the convo, it involves some randomness that occured in the ZD SB some time back. Shadsie, DarkLink0602, Ver-go-a-go-go, Kazumi, and myself are involved in it.

[Today 09:50 PM] Shadsie: *Ceiling Shadsie is watching you*
[Today 9:51 PM] DarkLink0602: hey Shadsie....
[Today 9:51 PM] knowlee: Hey Shadsie!
[Today 9:51 PM] knowlee:
[Today 9:52 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: Creepy...
[Today 9:52 PM] DarkLink0602: like this Vergo guy....
[Today 9:52 PM] Kazumi: EEEEK!
*Kazumi hides under table.*
[Today 9:53 PM] knowlee: What's creepy is the fact that according to ZD forums is that there is a banned member online.
[Today 9:53 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: Fear me muhaha
*Kazumi is hiding from Ceiling Shadsie.*
*knowlee screams and hides under table as well.*
[Today 9:54 PM] knowlee: Move over Kaz, I'm coming in! :xd:
[Today 9:54 PM] DarkLink0602: but your 20....me and Kaz are only little.......
*Kazumi moves over and huggles plush Pikachu.*
[Today 9:55 PM] knowlee: So your saying that I should be a sacrifice to the Ceiling Shadsie?
[Today 9:55 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: Yes
[Today 9:55 PM] knowlee: Because I've lived longer than you guys have?
[Today 9:55 PM] Kazumi: Sacrifice Ver-go!
[Today 9:56 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: We still have our whole lives ahead of us.
*Kazumi shoves Ver-go into sacrificial ring.*
[Today 9:56 PM] Shadsie: Blooood.
[Today 9:56 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: Oh shnap.
[Today 9:56 PM] Kazumi: EEEEK! *Hides under table again.*
[Today 9:56 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: In the ring with a Shadsie monster....
[Today 9:56 PM] Kazumi: GO! Ver-go!
[Today 9:57 PM] Kazumi: Use Sky Uppercut!
[Today 9:57 PM] Shadsie: Man, all I've got to do is show up an things become interesting.
[Today 9:57 PM] DarkLink0602: yup....shows how much we all love you
[Today 9:57 PM] DarkLink0602: lol
[Today 9:58 PM] knowlee: You have a gift, Shadsie.
[Today 9:58 PM] Shadsie: *Sniff* I'm so touched. I show up.. and you're ready to render human sacrifice unto me!
[Today 9:58 PM] DarkLink0602: yes.....you scare people.....especially young children
*Kazumi is very scared*

 

[Shadsie]

*Snickering so hard, almost tearing up.*

I remember that. Ver-go was tasty.

I'd come into the conversation just after looking at LolCats on ICanHazCheezburger... I enjoy both Ceiling Cat and Basement cat.

I also still take human sacrifice... in shoutboxes, of course.

 

[Chrono]

Here's a classic one.

bellum : how do you do that?
*Avenged still can't tell ya*
Avenged : type
Avenged : the following code: /noob "then wtvr you wanna say"
bellum : /noob hello
bellum : what!

 

[nicktheslayer]

Shoutbox Legendaries

This is the thread I'm making, in Honor of Majora's Cat. In the shoutbox, i asked the group to take a group of letters i randomly typed, and make something funny out of them. The person who was funniest would win. MC won, so here is his prize! He is being immortalized in this thread!

[Today 07:41 PM] nicktheslayer: Can anyone top that? I dont think they can...
[Today 07:41 PM] Destiny: LOL.
[Today 07:41 PM] nicktheslayer: O_O;
[Today 07:41 PM] Majora's Cat: Garden Nipples Ate Hellish Laxatives, Everything Opens And Poops
[Today 07:41 PM] nicktheslayer: You dont have to make me laugh. Just whoever has the funniest/cleverist/etc.
[Today 07:40 PM] nicktheslayer: Okay. Make this into something: "gnahleoap" Whoever makes me laugh hardest gets a prize to be decided at the end of the contest.

Now, this isnt the only point of this thread. If something funny in the shoutbox happens, please post it here, for fellow shoutboxers, and those who have not yet been granted the use of the shoutbox, to see, and laugh with the rest of us.

Remember guys, these shouts are read from the bottom-up, so start at the bottom!

 

[Smitie]

If you want to read some good old SB madness, check this thread http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?2737-Funny-or-Memorable-IM-or-Shoutbox-Conversations. It is extremely old (last entry was in 2009...) but there are some very funny convos in there (except for the convos in post number 4...>.<)

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

[Today 10:28 PM] Majora's Cat: Beeker x 425 x Destiny x Bigred x Aero x THP

Not really a funny SB convo, but it a quote from the conversation we were having of the perfect ship =D

 

[Xinnamin]

No reason to have 2 SB convo threads, especially after the old one was revived. *threads merged*

 

[Destiny]

[28/06/2011 8:09:26 PM] Majora's Cat: WTF is Destiny doing
[28/06/2011 8:09:31 PM] Majora's Cat: lolz
[28/06/2011 8:09:32 PM] Majora's Cat: Singing
[28/06/2011 8:09:35 PM] Wyatt: she's coming onto me
[28/06/2011 8:09:40 PM] Red (Atheistbigred): it's her mating call

That was when I was making the Destiny Call, Lol.

[28/06/2011 6:19:23 PM] •Destiny•: I have to go pee.
[28/06/2011 6:19:31 PM] Nicole (SoL): awesome
[28/06/2011 6:19:34 PM] Majora's Cat: Nice to know
[28/06/2011 6:19:35 PM] Red (Atheistbigred): wash yer hands

Nice to know people are concerned about my hygiene.

Why is that woman making soup?

[3:11:15 PM] •Destiny•: Obviously that lady is making FABULOUS soupe because she secretly serves the FABULOUS Ghirahim and his minons and she will be a main character
[3:11:26 PM] Majora's Cat: Whoa
[3:11:30 PM] Majora's Cat: NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY
[3:11:41 PM] Red (Atheistbigred): wow....
[3:11:42 PM] Majora's Cat: Lol Destiny, you should post that
[3:12:20 PM] •Destiny•: And you know what is in that soup?
[3:12:22 PM] •Destiny•: BABIES.
[3:12:27 PM] •Destiny•: EVVERYONE EATS BABIES.
[3:12:31 PM] Ερεβεα: FABULOUS babies
[3:12:32 PM] Majora's Cat: BABY WITCH SOUP
[3:12:40 PM] Majora's Cat: FABULOUS BABY WITCH SOUP?
[3:12:44 PM] Majora's Cat: GOOOOODDAMMIT
[3:12:45 PM] •Destiny•: Fabulous baby witch soup

 

[nicktheslayer]

Justin is a failure.

 

[Majora's Cat]

[12:49:11 AM] Red (Atheistbigred): Its like romeo and juliet
MC is Juliet and FD is romeo
MC stays at ZD FD was forced off ZD and is now on ZE
they meet at skype(in the middle)

[12:49:26 AM] Majora's Cat: Lol
[12:49:32 AM] Majora's Cat: U forgot the part where we did it
[12:49:34 AM] Majora's Cat: And then die

So basically tons of hilarious stuff happens in Skype chats and the SB. I can't post all of it, but I wish I could. XD Anyway, here's this little bit about me and FierceDeity being compared to Romeo and Juliet.

 

[Destiny]

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