Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Tony]

Well, thanks to Mandy's help we have a fairly recent addition to the Memorable Conversations. She compiled my long speech about the mythos of ZD if you are unsatisfied with this or just plain offended please tell me so I can take it down. The Best is yet to come .

[20:20:16] <Tony_Fischer> Mases got mugged by Takkuri.
[20:21:14] <Tony_Fischer> Locke is everyone.
[20:21:18] <Tony_Fischer> Mases is a lie.
[20:21:43] <Tony_Fischer> Arkvoodle is the true creator.
[20:21:53] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is Iced Tea.
[20:22:54] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is the inventor of Mases while Arkvoodle is the ultimate creator.
[20:24:34] <Tony_Fischer> Lawke be locking.
[20:26:44] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou then asked Locke to create Axle...but then Locke created LAWKE.
[20:27:09] <Tony_Fischer> LAWKE then created the one known as DuckNoises.
[20:27:51] <Tony_Fischer> They then made Wyatt but he was a defect.
[20:28:40] <Tony_Fischer> Austin was a low life until Mases looked at him and gave him strength...but then another defect happened.
[20:29:04] <Tony_Fischer> DARKMASTER gave birth to Axle the Beast.
[20:29:26] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley then came down from the heavens and smited DM.
[20:29:58] <Tony_Fischer> DM is now deceased.
[20:30:12] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how LAWKE was destroyed.
[20:30:44] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley told Locke "u cant do that" then Locke pushed LAWKE into a fire.
[20:30:52] <Tony_Fischer> Then Lawk was born.
[20:31:20] <Tony_Fischer> Lawk disliked Axle. So he shot Axle and Locke at the same time with one bullet.
[20:32:19] <Tony_Fischer> Then the chosen one named FD was born but he died on sight...then Derpdederp came and he died and now there is only Erebea.
[20:32:50] <Tony_Fischer> Djinn was created when Mases asked Hanyou to say "wee need long poasts"
[20:33:23] <Tony_Fischer> Sarianae come down from the floating forest of FOREST one day.
[20:34:14] <Tony_Fischer> SoL was made when Josh said to Justin let's play Clint Eastwood. Josh shot Justin then the blood formed SoL.
[20:34:35] <Tony_Fischer> It's true.
[20:35:33] <Tony_Fischer> Mases then had too much to eat one day and barfed and then there was Majora's Cat.
[20:36:06] <Tony_Fischer> Majora's Cat then said to Hanyou "Who teh eff are u"
[20:37:28] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou said we need another maiden fan...then one day from the far west of Mases house came the man called Tony Fischer.
[20:38:09] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how Destiny was created it is an amazing storeh.
[20:38:13] <Tony_Fischer> That I won't tell.
[20:38:54] <Tony_Fischer> Justin had a technical error and K4KING came out of no where.
[20:39:00] <Tony_Fischer> Justin was like GTFO!
[20:39:25] <Tony_Fischer> Then K4KING said No U.
[20:39:44] <Tony_Fischer> Justin said fine but be good.
[20:40:41] <Tony_Fischer> Then from the darkest depthes of nowhere Mases traveled to his basement to meet PhatomTriforce. Mases looked at him and said "Dammit"
[20:40:48] <Tony_Fischer> PT said
[20:42:12] <Tony_Fischer> Now I must birng up Beeker. Destiney was waliking thru the floating woods FOREST where a young BEEKAH lay. She said u cool bro and made a wild pterodactyl sound Beeker laughed and they became great friends.
[20:42:57] <Tony_Fischer> Then the creation of negamases who was named dundunduuuun Sesam.
[20:43:28] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum terrorized the forums then Kyby came and shot Sesam.
[20:43:57] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum was secretly Ganon and Ganon's blood made Mandy the Great!
[20:45:45] <Tony_Fischer> In ancient Athens a lady named Athenian studied, she looked and saw Axle and Axle said "come with me to the magical world of FORUM!" Athe replied "whatevs" Mases dropped thru the cieling holding Josh and the Green and said "come on we have Tea" And AThe said "Okay!"
[20:49:35] <Tony_Fischer> Nonononono JarJar's blood made the warrior called 421 who tragically died but his son 422 died but his son 423 who was kind of a **** but his son 444 died in the ultimate Good the Bad and The Ugly reanactment but his Son 425 still remains.
[20:52:06] <Tony_Fischer> Jedi Zora is a totes different story, the gun powder of 444's gun made Jedi Zora's Dad who died watching Die Hard two. But his son Jedi Zora lives to this day.
[20:53:18] <Tony_Fischer> Well, Axle was pretty (censored)y about DM's death so he killed the once great Shadsie just because.
[20:54:39] <Tony_Fischer> Tony then started talking with MC and MC talked with Tony. The Sinking Badges was born out of pure inspiration.
[20:55:59] <Tony_Fischer> Dabombster came into existance after the one named KyBy said I need someone then Bomby said yo. Bomby then left. Kyby cried. Zenox walked up and saide sorry dude life sucks. KyBy bbackhanded him.
[20:56:13] <Tony_Fischer> Red was born off of DarkMasters foot.
[20:57:37] <Tony_Fischer> Meego is as Meego does and while watching Forrest Gump she met Hanyou and he said join the forum or Mases will eat you...then Mases said yummy yummy in mah tummeh.
[20:58:25] <Tony_Fischer> Now then Locke reproduced A(censored)ualy and gave "birth" to Lurk!
[20:59:26] <Tony_Fischer> And with the creation of Lurk we end the neverending story elone for nao.
[21:00:04] <Tony_Fischer> Thank you for listening!

 

[Beeker]

Well, thanks to Mandy's help we have a fairly recent addition to the Memorable Conversations. She compiled my long speech about the mythos of ZD if you are unsatisfied with this or just plain offended please tell me so I can take it down. The Best is yet to come .

[20:20:16] <Tony_Fischer> Mases got mugged by Takkuri.
[20:21:14] <Tony_Fischer> Locke is everyone.
[20:21:18] <Tony_Fischer> Mases is a lie.
[20:21:43] <Tony_Fischer> Arkvoodle is the true creator.
[20:21:53] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is Iced Tea.
[20:22:54] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is the inventor of Mases while Arkvoodle is the ultimate creator.
[20:24:34] <Tony_Fischer> Lawke be locking.
[20:26:44] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou then asked Locke to create Axle...but then Locke created LAWKE.
[20:27:09] <Tony_Fischer> LAWKE then created the one known as DuckNoises.
[20:27:51] <Tony_Fischer> They then made Wyatt but he was a defect.
[20:28:40] <Tony_Fischer> Austin was a low life until Mases looked at him and gave him strength...but then another defect happened.
[20:29:04] <Tony_Fischer> DARKMASTER gave birth to Axle the Beast.
[20:29:26] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley then came down from the heavens and smited DM.
[20:29:58] <Tony_Fischer> DM is now deceased.
[20:30:12] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how LAWKE was destroyed.
[20:30:44] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley told Locke "u cant do that" then Locke pushed LAWKE into a fire.
[20:30:52] <Tony_Fischer> Then Lawk was born.
[20:31:20] <Tony_Fischer> Lawk disliked Axle. So he shot Axle and Locke at the same time with one bullet.
[20:32:19] <Tony_Fischer> Then the chosen one named FD was born but he died on sight...then Derpdederp came and he died and now there is only Erebea.
[20:32:50] <Tony_Fischer> Djinn was created when Mases asked Hanyou to say "wee need long poasts"
[20:33:23] <Tony_Fischer> Sarianae come down from the floating forest of FOREST one day.
[20:34:14] <Tony_Fischer> SoL was made when Josh said to Justin let's play Clint Eastwood. Josh shot Justin then the blood formed SoL.
[20:34:35] <Tony_Fischer> It's true.
[20:35:33] <Tony_Fischer> Mases then had too much to eat one day and barfed and then there was Majora's Cat.
[20:36:06] <Tony_Fischer> Majora's Cat then said to Hanyou "Who teh eff are u"
[20:37:28] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou said we need another maiden fan...then one day from the far west of Mases house came the man called Tony Fischer.
[20:38:09] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how Destiny was created it is an amazing storeh.
[20:38:13] <Tony_Fischer> That I won't tell.
[20:38:54] <Tony_Fischer> Justin had a technical error and K4KING came out of no where.
[20:39:00] <Tony_Fischer> Justin was like GTFO!
[20:39:25] <Tony_Fischer> Then K4KING said No U.
[20:39:44] <Tony_Fischer> Justin said fine but be good.
[20:40:41] <Tony_Fischer> Then from the darkest depthes of nowhere Mases traveled to his basement to meet PhatomTriforce. Mases looked at him and said "Dammit"
[20:40:48] <Tony_Fischer> PT said
[20:42:12] <Tony_Fischer> Now I must birng up Beeker. Destiney was waliking thru the floating woods FOREST where a young BEEKAH lay. She said u cool bro and made a wild pterodactyl sound Beeker laughed and they became great friends.
[20:42:57] <Tony_Fischer> Then the creation of negamases who was named dundunduuuun Sesam.
[20:43:28] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum terrorized the forums then Kyby came and shot Sesam.
[20:43:57] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum was secretly Ganon and Ganon's blood made Mandy the Great!
[20:45:45] <Tony_Fischer> In ancient Athens a lady named Athenian studied, she looked and saw Axle and Axle said "come with me to the magical world of FORUM!" Athe replied "whatevs" Mases dropped thru the cieling holding Josh and the Green and said "come on we have Tea" And AThe said "Okay!"
[20:49:35] <Tony_Fischer> Nonononono JarJar's blood made the warrior called 421 who tragically died but his son 422 died but his son 423 who was kind of a **** but his son 444 died in the ultimate Good the Bad and The Ugly reanactment but his Son 425 still remains.
[20:52:06] <Tony_Fischer> Jedi Zora is a totes different story, the gun powder of 444's gun made Jedi Zora's Dad who died watching Die Hard two. But his son Jedi Zora lives to this day.
[20:53:18] <Tony_Fischer> Well, Axle was pretty (censored)y about DM's death so he killed the once great Shadsie just because.
[20:54:39] <Tony_Fischer> Tony then started talking with MC and MC talked with Tony. The Sinking Badges was born out of pure inspiration.
[20:55:59] <Tony_Fischer> Dabombster came into existance after the one named KyBy said I need someone then Bomby said yo. Bomby then left. Kyby cried. Zenox walked up and saide sorry dude life sucks. KyBy bbackhanded him.
[20:56:13] <Tony_Fischer> Red was born off of DarkMasters foot.
[20:57:37] <Tony_Fischer> Meego is as Meego does and while watching Forrest Gump she met Hanyou and he said join the forum or Mases will eat you...then Mases said yummy yummy in mah tummeh.
[20:58:25] <Tony_Fischer> Now then Locke reproduced A(censored)ualy and gave "birth" to Lurk!
[20:59:26] <Tony_Fischer> And with the creation of Lurk we end the neverending story elone for nao.
[21:00:04] <Tony_Fischer> Thank you for listening!

This has to be the meaning of life right here.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Well, thanks to Mandy's help we have a fairly recent addition to the Memorable Conversations. She compiled my long speech about the mythos of ZD if you are unsatisfied with this or just plain offended please tell me so I can take it down. The Best is yet to come .

[20:20:16] <Tony_Fischer> Mases got mugged by Takkuri.
[20:21:14] <Tony_Fischer> Locke is everyone.
[20:21:18] <Tony_Fischer> Mases is a lie.
[20:21:43] <Tony_Fischer> Arkvoodle is the true creator.
[20:21:53] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is Iced Tea.
[20:22:54] <Tony_Fischer> Josh is the inventor of Mases while Arkvoodle is the ultimate creator.
[20:24:34] <Tony_Fischer> Lawke be locking.
[20:26:44] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou then asked Locke to create Axle...but then Locke created LAWKE.
[20:27:09] <Tony_Fischer> LAWKE then created the one known as DuckNoises.
[20:27:51] <Tony_Fischer> They then made Wyatt but he was a defect.
[20:28:40] <Tony_Fischer> Austin was a low life until Mases looked at him and gave him strength...but then another defect happened.
[20:29:04] <Tony_Fischer> DARKMASTER gave birth to Axle the Beast.
[20:29:26] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley then came down from the heavens and smited DM.
[20:29:58] <Tony_Fischer> DM is now deceased.
[20:30:12] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how LAWKE was destroyed.
[20:30:44] <Tony_Fischer> Mosley told Locke "u cant do that" then Locke pushed LAWKE into a fire.
[20:30:52] <Tony_Fischer> Then Lawk was born.
[20:31:20] <Tony_Fischer> Lawk disliked Axle. So he shot Axle and Locke at the same time with one bullet.
[20:32:19] <Tony_Fischer> Then the chosen one named FD was born but he died on sight...then Derpdederp came and he died and now there is only Erebea.
[20:32:50] <Tony_Fischer> Djinn was created when Mases asked Hanyou to say "wee need long poasts"
[20:33:23] <Tony_Fischer> Sarianae come down from the floating forest of FOREST one day.
[20:34:14] <Tony_Fischer> SoL was made when Josh said to Justin let's play Clint Eastwood. Josh shot Justin then the blood formed SoL.
[20:34:35] <Tony_Fischer> It's true.
[20:35:33] <Tony_Fischer> Mases then had too much to eat one day and barfed and then there was Majora's Cat.
[20:36:06] <Tony_Fischer> Majora's Cat then said to Hanyou "Who teh eff are u"
[20:37:28] <Tony_Fischer> Hanyou said we need another maiden fan...then one day from the far west of Mases house came the man called Tony Fischer.
[20:38:09] <Tony_Fischer> Don't even get me started on how Destiny was created it is an amazing storeh.
[20:38:13] <Tony_Fischer> That I won't tell.
[20:38:54] <Tony_Fischer> Justin had a technical error and K4KING came out of no where.
[20:39:00] <Tony_Fischer> Justin was like GTFO!
[20:39:25] <Tony_Fischer> Then K4KING said No U.
[20:39:44] <Tony_Fischer> Justin said fine but be good.
[20:40:41] <Tony_Fischer> Then from the darkest depthes of nowhere Mases traveled to his basement to meet PhatomTriforce. Mases looked at him and said "Dammit"
[20:40:48] <Tony_Fischer> PT said
[20:42:12] <Tony_Fischer> Now I must birng up Beeker. Destiney was waliking thru the floating woods FOREST where a young BEEKAH lay. She said u cool bro and made a wild pterodactyl sound Beeker laughed and they became great friends.
[20:42:57] <Tony_Fischer> Then the creation of negamases who was named dundunduuuun Sesam.
[20:43:28] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum terrorized the forums then Kyby came and shot Sesam.
[20:43:57] <Tony_Fischer> Sesum was secretly Ganon and Ganon's blood made Mandy the Great!
[20:45:45] <Tony_Fischer> In ancient Athens a lady named Athenian studied, she looked and saw Axle and Axle said "come with me to the magical world of FORUM!" Athe replied "whatevs" Mases dropped thru the cieling holding Josh and the Green and said "come on we have Tea" And AThe said "Okay!"
[20:49:35] <Tony_Fischer> Nonononono JarJar's blood made the warrior called 421 who tragically died but his son 422 died but his son 423 who was kind of a **** but his son 444 died in the ultimate Good the Bad and The Ugly reanactment but his Son 425 still remains.
[20:52:06] <Tony_Fischer> Jedi Zora is a totes different story, the gun powder of 444's gun made Jedi Zora's Dad who died watching Die Hard two. But his son Jedi Zora lives to this day.
[20:53:18] <Tony_Fischer> Well, Axle was pretty (censored)y about DM's death so he killed the once great Shadsie just because.
[20:54:39] <Tony_Fischer> Tony then started talking with MC and MC talked with Tony. The Sinking Badges was born out of pure inspiration.
[20:55:59] <Tony_Fischer> Dabombster came into existance after the one named KyBy said I need someone then Bomby said yo. Bomby then left. Kyby cried. Zenox walked up and saide sorry dude life sucks. KyBy bbackhanded him.
[20:56:13] <Tony_Fischer> Red was born off of DarkMasters foot.
[20:57:37] <Tony_Fischer> Meego is as Meego does and while watching Forrest Gump she met Hanyou and he said join the forum or Mases will eat you...then Mases said yummy yummy in mah tummeh.
[20:58:25] <Tony_Fischer> Now then Locke reproduced A(censored)ualy and gave "birth" to Lurk!
[20:59:26] <Tony_Fischer> And with the creation of Lurk we end the neverending story elone for nao.
[21:00:04] <Tony_Fischer> Thank you for listening!

This is ZD's Member history by Tony

 

[Destiny]

[15:14:26] <+Danny> XINNAMIN
[15:14:30] monsterattackful has quit (Connection closed).
[15:14:42] <Destiny> DANNY!
[15:14:42] <@Xinnamin> PENNSYLVANIA
[15:14:46] <K4KING22> DESTINY!!!
[15:14:50] <K4KING22> WYATT!!!
[15:14:51] <+Danny> DESTINY!
[15:14:54] <Destiny> XINNAMIN!
[15:15:00] <+Danny> WHY ARE WE YELLING???
[15:15:01] <@Xinnamin> DESTINY
[15:15:03] <K4KING22> XINDIN!!!
[15:15:03] <+Djinn> DESTINY!
[15:15:06] <@Xinnamin> KENJI
[15:15:07] <Destiny> DJINN!
[15:15:08] <K4KING22> I DUNNO!!!

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[Celeboy]

What does !quote do? Also, i remember the thing about the cow market... Smitie came on to check the shoutbox was working and asked what was going on. I said a fish market. I lied. We were having a cow market.

 

[Atheistbigred]

Ok this one i found quite humerous and i had to post it.

[8/14/2011 9:47:56 PM] *** Wyatt added Destiny Pterodactyle ***
[8/14/2011 9:47:56 PM] Wyatt: y u leaf
[8/14/2011 9:48:05 PM] Austin: please don't leaf us
[8/14/2011 9:48:13 PM] Wyatt: austin lufs u
[8/14/2011 9:48:18 PM] Erebea: water u guys doing

 

[Nicole]

[10:32:30 PM] Soldier of Link: not all of them
[10:32:32 PM] Erebea: yes
[10:32:32 PM] Erebea: all
[10:32:32 PM] Soldier of Link: :/
[10:32:36 PM] Soldier of Link: Jesus Chrust
[10:32:36 PM] Austin: The overwhelmingly vast majority.
[10:32:39 PM] Soldier of Link: ****
[10:32:40 PM] Erebea: that is one thing that i will generalized
[10:32:43 PM] Austin: I worship Jesus Chrust
[10:32:45 PM] Soldier of Link: *Christ
[10:32:45 PM] Erebea: women being greedy
[10:32:49 PM] Soldier of Link: fffffffffffff
[10:32:53 PM] Erebea: I worship Jesus Chrust
[10:32:54 PM] Erebea: sigged
[10:32:58 PM] Austin: I have a statue with Chrust on the cross.
[10:32:58 PM] Soldier of Link: ._.
[10:33:03 PM] Soldier of Link: lawl I hate you all
[10:33:05 PM] Austin: Chrustmas

 

[Destiny]

[23:39:46] Turo602 joined the channel.
[23:41:48] <Turo602> Do you hear that?
[23:42:00] <Turo602> ...
[23:42:14] <Turo602> It's getting closer.
[23:42:17] <Turo602> Oh no.
[23:42:22] <Turo602> OH NO!
[23:42:25] Turo602 farts
[23:42:36] <Turo602> There it is.
[23:42:50] <Turo602> I thought I was gonna die.
[23:43:03] <Turo602> Glad that's over.
[23:43:11] <Turo602> Oh that stinks good.
[23:45:16] Atheistbigred used life alert
[23:45:34] <Turo602> Why?
[23:45:43] <Turo602> It stinks good.
[23:45:49] <Turo602> Lemony Fresh
[23:46:03] <Atheistbigred> your fart almost killed me
[23:46:09] <Turo602> Sorry
[23:46:26] <Turo602> Thank "God" you have life alert.
[23:46:30] <Turo602> lol
[23:46:38] <Atheistbigred> xD
[23:46:59] <Turo602> Or Jebus
[23:47:04] <Turo602> Your choice.

I came onto the SB and saw THAT.

 

[Pocket Asian]

[12:23:36] <+Danny> !ff Mases
[12:23:40] Kybot casts Flare on Mases, causing 6551 damage.
[12:23:42] <SuperGleeok64> Pwned X.X
[12:23:42] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as Mases falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 188 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[12:23:43] <Tony_Fischer> !ff S3SAM
[12:23:46] Kybot smacks a ho named S3SAM with Excalibur, hitting for 1777 damage.
[12:23:48] <&Kybot> Staggering back up, S3SAM casts an extremely powerful spell that rips Tony_Fischer apart. Only 90 people have survived.
[12:23:48] <+Danny> lololololol
[12:23:52] <+NorthApple> lawlawl
[12:23:53] <Tony_Fischer> Dammit S3SAM
[12:23:58] <+athenian200> You do know that ZD is going to fall into disrepair now, right?
[12:24:02] <+NorthApple> brb, gotta go eat
[12:24:03] <Tony_Fischer> lol
[12:24:10] <+Danny> nah, we still have Justin
[12:24:12] <+NorthApple> ^
[12:24:13] <Tony_Fischer> ^
[12:24:15] <+Danny> he resisted Death
[12:24:20] <SuperGleeok64> !ff Axle, Mases, Kyby, Xinn, Norse, Athen, Danny, Justin, Locke, and Josh
[12:24:22] Kybot sets fire to Axle, Mases, Kyby, Xinn, Norse, Athen, Danny, Justin, Locke, and Josh with Firaga, dealing 4682 damage.
[12:24:23] <+athenian200> Yeah, but he doesn't pay for the server infrastructure.
[12:24:24] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as Axle, Mases, Kyby, Xinn, Norse, Athen, Danny, Justin, Locke, and Josh falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 189 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[12:24:25] <Tony_Fischer> Justiin >Mases
[12:24:34] <Tony_Fischer>
[12:24:39] <SuperGleeok64> xD
[12:24:54] <SuperGleeok64> It woulda been funnier if they had gotten back up.

I don't think Mases is going to enjoy reading this

I typed !ff Justin before Mases. Kybot tried to use death, but Justin resisted the spell.

 

[Dr3W21]

A very strange/random Skype chat between me and Soldier of Link one day (hope she doesn't mind me posting this). One of my friends was over at my house lol.

[7/22/2011 4:37:49 PM] Dr3W21: Hey bilscron
[7/22/2011 4:38:07 PM] Soldier of Link: lolwut
[7/22/2011 4:39:08 PM] Dr3W21: That was ERROR (ZD username). He be an iPod theifч
[7/22/2011 4:39:59 PM] Soldier of Link: oh.
[7/22/2011 4:40:05 PM] Soldier of Link: Well.
[7/22/2011 4:40:09 PM] Soldier of Link: Awesome.
[7/22/2011 4:40:15 PM] Dr3W21: iPod theives disturb me.
[7/22/2011 4:40:19 PM] Dr3W21: Rb
[7/22/2011 4:40:48 PM] Dr3W21: He be iPod theiving agl
[7/22/2011 4:41:17 PM] Dr3W21: He be theiving again.
[7/22/2011 4:41:38 PM] Soldier of Link: I see.
[7/22/2011 4:41:44 PM] Soldier of Link: Hello, Mr. ERROR.
[7/22/2011 4:41:53 PM] Soldier of Link: Is he your friend?
[7/22/2011 4:42:02 PM] Dr3W21: Yes
[7/22/2011 4:42:18 PM] Soldier of Link: Cool.
[7/22/2011 4:42:40 PM] Dr3W21: Do hebdiwn
[7/22/2011 4:42:57 PM] Soldier of Link: Tell him to buy a hamster at the store and ask it if it likes wontons.
[7/22/2011 4:43:18 PM] Dr3W21: Just did.
[7/22/2011 4:43:29 PM] Soldier of Link: Whaddid he say?
[7/22/2011 4:43:31 PM] Dr3W21: Very random.
[7/22/2011 4:43:49 PM] Dr3W21: Oh, got ninja'd on Skype
[7/22/2011 4:44:16 PM] Dr3W21: He asked me what wontons were, and said he needed a hamster
[7/22/2011 4:44:36 PM] Soldier of Link: Wontons?!
[7/22/2011 4:44:43 PM] Soldier of Link: They're a type of Chinese food.
[7/22/2011 4:44:54 PM] Soldier of Link: Like a small wrap with meat.
[7/22/2011 4:44:59 PM] Soldier of Link: And sauce.
[7/22/2011 4:45:16 PM] Dr3W21: I know, but he didn't.
[7/22/2011 4:45:48 PM] Soldier of Link: Buy him wontons.
[7/22/2011 4:46:00 PM] Soldier of Link: And tomato sauce for his chicken.
[7/22/2011 4:46:17 PM] Dr3W21: I can't afford no foods.
[7/22/2011 4:46:48 PM] Soldier of Link: Huh.
[7/22/2011 4:46:54 PM] Soldier of Link: Now we need to get you a job.
[7/22/2011 4:46:58 PM] Dr3W21: I only has moneys to bild houses.
[7/22/2011 4:47:09 PM] Soldier of Link: Go build houses for money.
[7/22/2011 4:47:18 PM] Soldier of Link: Use that money to buy wontons.
[7/22/2011 4:47:21 PM] Soldier of Link: And sauce.
[7/22/2011 4:48:41 PM] Dr3W21: What's the point of buildig houses when I just use moneys to build moar houses?
[7/22/2011 4:50:04 PM] Soldier of Link: Get moar monies.
[7/22/2011 4:50:23 PM] Dr3W21: HOW!?
[7/22/2011 4:50:50 PM] Soldier of Link: Sell the houses you build.
[7/22/2011 4:52:02 PM] Dr3W21: Oh. Facepalm.
[7/22/2011 4:53:37 PM] Dr3W21: Maybe I want to rentthem out people.
[7/22/2011 4:53:46 PM] Dr3W21: Makes moar moneys.
[7/22/2011 4:54:07 PM] Soldier of Link: That works.
[7/22/2011 4:54:21 PM] Dr3W21:

 

[Destiny]

[13:07:18] <Pur> FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:07:26] CrazyforCuckoos wonders who would be down to help me kill the members of Big Time Rush
[13:07:35] <Turo602> NUDE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:07:36] SuperGleeok64 gives Norse 3 wishes.
[13:07:47] <Bigelover88> Whoa nude fight???
[13:07:47] <+athenian200> Who's nude?
[13:07:47] Turo602 takes his clothes off
[13:07:52] <+athenian200> Eww!
[13:07:54] <Destiny> D:
[13:07:57] <Destiny> Look away!
[13:07:57] <SuperGleeok64> OH GOD X.X
[13:07:58] <Pur> dear god
[13:08:01] <SuperGleeok64> MY EYES
[13:08:02] Destiny covers eyes
[13:08:05] <Pur> IM BLIND
[13:08:06] <Erebea> wut is dis
[13:08:08] SuperGleeok64 falls over as my eye melt.
[13:08:10] <Bigelover88> O_O WTF???
[13:08:11] <Pur> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[13:08:13] <+NorthApple> I... what.

They days when Turo walks nude at unsuspecting Shout Boxers.. Good thing I have life alert.

 

[Nicole]

[00:27:55] <Soldier_of_Link> !ff Kybot
[00:27:55] <&Kybot> Ain't gonna happen, buddy.
[00:27:59] <Soldier_of_Link> LAWL
[00:28:07] <Soldier_of_Link> !ff Kybyrian
[00:28:07] <&Kybot> Ain't gonna happen, buddy.
[00:28:10] <Soldier_of_Link> Ohohoho
[00:28:17] <Soldier_of_Link> !ff Axlethebeast
[00:28:20] Kybot performs a shocking Thundaga, which causes Axlethebeast an electrifying 8406 damage.
[00:28:22] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as Axlethebeast falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 319 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[00:28:37] <Soldier_of_Link> !ff the ground
[00:28:40] Kybot freezes the ground with Blizzaga and causes 4182 damage.
[00:28:41] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as the ground falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 321 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[00:28:44] <Soldier_of_Link> Looooool
[00:28:48] <Destiny> !ff SoL's buttcrack
[00:28:51] Kybot casts Flare on SoL's buttcrack, causing 6508 damage.
[00:28:52] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as SoL's buttcrack falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 322 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[00:28:57] <Soldier_of_Link> HASHABShadsfbdgherlw;athklenyjr
[00:29:03] <Soldier_of_Link> I almost died
[00:29:06] <Destiny> I burnt your bottom

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[00:30:55] <Destiny> !ff SoL's estrogen
[00:30:58] Kybot casts Flare on SoL's estrogen, causing 1106 damage.
[00:30:59] <&Kybot> Staggering back up, SoL's estrogen casts an extremely powerful spell that rips Destiny apart. Only 159 people have survived.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Djinn]

[15:57:24] <+Djinn> Kybot never attacks Kybot
[15:57:32] <+athenian200> !ff Kibot
[15:57:34] Kybot performs a shocking Thundaga, which causes Kibot an electrifying 5917 damage.
[15:57:35] <SuperGleeok64> xD
[15:57:37] <&Kybot> Everybody watches as Kibot falls to the ground, killed by the devastating attack. 287 people have suffered the same fate so far.
[15:57:50] <SuperGleeok64> XinnaminNorthApples?
[15:57:54] <@Xinnamin> O_O
[15:58:10] <SuperGleeok64> O_O
[15:58:13] <+athenian200> Sounds tasty, until you realize they're not Cinnamon Apples.
[15:58:16] <SuperGleeok64> o,.,o
[15:58:18] <+Djinn> Wouldn't it be NorthAppleXinamin?
[15:58:19] <CrazyforCuckoos> Dare I ask the next question?
[15:58:30] <+NorthApple> Sounds tasty, as long as you're not me of Xinn 0:
[15:58:36] <+NorthApple> then they sound scary
[15:58:40] <+NorthApple> *or
[15:58:42] <+NorthApple> not of
[15:58:47] <@Xinnamin> lawl
[15:58:51] <SuperGleeok64> xD
[15:58:52] <Turo602> Mmmm.....NorthApple
[15:59:09] <SuperGleeok64> Dun dun dunnnnn
[15:59:15] <@Xinnamin> I ate a NorthApple for lunch today. Was quite yummy
[15:59:16] <+athenian200> Is Turo eating NorthApple?
[15:59:21] <Turo602> I'd take a bit of that apple any day
[15:59:25] <Turo602> bite
[15:59:27] <CrazyforCuckoos> Is anyone here a brony? Cause they freak me out
[15:59:38] <+athenian200> What's a "brony"?
[15:59:43] <+NorthApple> We're all Bronies here.
[15:59:44] <&Kybyrian> load kiss
[15:59:45] <+Djinn> I think we will be seeing that quote again a few more times.
[15:59:46] <+NorthApple>
[15:59:47] <&Kybyrian> !kiss Xinnamin
[15:59:50] <&Kybyrian> =(
[15:59:52] <@Xinnamin> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
[15:59:53] <CrazyforCuckoos> People who watch MLP
[15:59:57] <@Xinnamin> KY!
[16:00:00] <CrazyforCuckoos> It's sweeping my college
[16:00:02] <@Xinnamin> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[16:00:03] <CrazyforCuckoos> and scarying me
[16:00:12] <+athenian200> Oh my, now Ky is kissing Xinnamin.
[16:00:15] <SuperGleeok64> Friendship is science
[16:00:18] Purplelink joined the channel.
[16:00:21] <SuperGleeok64> And I do everything for science.
[16:00:24] <+NorthApple> Justin will raeg :\
[16:00:28] <+athenian200> No wonder the bot was doing it, it was acting on its creators' latent feelings!
[16:00:34] <+Djinn> Hey Kybot just learned what love is, and it is hated.
[16:00:39] <SuperGleeok64> Everything is better with a little Xinnamin? .-.
[16:00:39] <@Xinnamin> Justin will rip your ****ing lips off, Ky
[16:00:41] <&Kybyrian> reload kiss
[16:00:43] <&Kybyrian> !kiss Xinnamin
[16:00:43] Kybot viciously bites Xinnamin's lips, neck, and shoulder.
[16:00:44] <+NorthApple> Kyby, you should make a Lady Kybot.
[16:00:48] <@Xinnamin> O_O
[16:00:55] <&Kybyrian> !kiss NorthApple
[16:00:55] <@Xinnamin> Wat
[16:00:55] Kybot viciously bites NorthApple's lips, neck, and shoulder.
[16:00:55] <CrazyforCuckoos> Why is Kybot both a bot, yet at the same time seems not like one?
[16:01:02] <&Kybyrian> !kiss CrazyforCuckoos
[16:01:02] <CrazyforCuckoos> That's some smart programming
[16:01:02] Kybot licks CrazyforCuckoos's face.
[16:01:07] <@Xinnamin> Oh (censored)
[16:01:10] <Purplelink> WTF

I didn't make this one up.....
[16:11:21]<Destiny> And it got in my mouth
[16:11:46] <Destiny> It was everywhere

The first day of a few new commands to play with in the SB.

 

[Ghosi]

I was chatting with a friend yesterday, and she kind of overreacted when I told her about school starting early for me. That is because in Hungary, it always starts on September 1., and ends in the middle of June.

Ghosi: Yeah I better get there on Saturday because school starts on Monday.

Fruzsina: monday? :O is that normal?

Ghosi: Yes. yes.

Fruzsina: next week's monday? :O :O :O

Ghosi: yep

Fruzsina: NEXT
WEEK'S
MONDAY?
:O
Ghosi: YES.

Fruzsina: OH MY GOD
SAINT KLEOFÁS
MOTHER HELP ME
*****
Ghosi: Calm down, it ends early too. ^^

Fruzsina: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

 

[Fraxinus]

So, djinni is actually the root that the word "genie" is derived from, so I decided to make some wishes in chat today:

[18:30:45][noparse] <mandym287> Hey, Djinny
[18:30:47] <+Djinn> Hi
[18:31:04] <mandym287> As my first wish, I want the old SB back.
[18:31:14] <mandym287> As my second wish, I want Gani to be mine.
[18:31:14] <Beeker> Yus.
[18:31:31] <mandym287> And I'm saving my third wish, so you can be my pet genie for a while.
[18:31:47] <SuperGleeok64> Mandy wish for more wishes :3
[18:31:51] <mandym287> lolz
[18:31:52] <+Djinn> Wishes process, please wait until an operator can assist you.
[18:32:00] <Beeker> xD
[18:32:04] Djinn plays elevator music on the phone
[18:32:05] <mandym287> or wish for the Triforce?
[18:32:16] <SuperGleeok64> Wish more more wishes.
[18:32:24] <SuperGleeok64> And then wish for the triforce with those :3
[18:32:38] <SuperGleeok64> And you can give the Trigorce to Ganondorf as a gift.
[18:32:46] <mandym287> lawl
[18:33:22] <SuperGleeok64> And he'll be all FALCAWN PAWNCH in your face and then he'll take over the world (KF McDonalds and batteries not included
[18:33:26] <SuperGleeok64> KFC*
[18:33:42] <+Djinn> I think the triforce only really gives one wish.
[18:33:48] <GaroXicon> What if you wish for more wishes?
[18:33:52] <GaroXicon> Or more Triforces?
[18:33:55] <mandym287> lawl
[18:33:57] <SuperGleeok64> xD
[18:34:12] <SinkingBadges> Aren't triforces a bit space consuming?
[18:34:12] <SuperGleeok64> I would ask for the Tetrahedron force.
[18:34:37] <SuperGleeok64> It would save on time and its three dimension
[18:34:43] <Destiny> Lol.
[18:34:52] <SuperGleeok64> Whilst the triforce is two and a half dimensional.
[18:35:07] <SuperGleeok64> AND A HALF :O
[18:35:13] <SuperGleeok64> :Gasp:
[18:35:19] <Beeker> :OOOO[/noparse]