Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Josh]

You know I decided to look up that poopy hands conversation between me and lenora, and here it is, in all it's strangeness:

[12/14/2008 7:02:59 PM] Lenora: I'm telling TAWMEE because he is considering becoming a computer scientist, that is a type of scientist and HE WANTS ME BWAHHH!!!
[12/14/2008 7:03:17 PM] Josh: Lies.
[12/14/2008 7:03:25 PM] Josh: TOM DOESN'T WANT YOU *runs*
[12/14/2008 7:03:51 PM] Lenora: ;( Yes he does..
[12/14/2008 7:04:23 PM] Lenora: I'm going to tell Santa Claus to poop in your stocking. Then when you get all excited and shove your hand into it to get your little gifts.. you'll get poopy hands. POOPY HANDS!
[12/14/2008 7:04:53 PM] Josh: God damn it Lenora.
[12/14/2008 7:05:03 PM] Josh: You say that right when I'm eating chocolate.
[12/14/2008 7:05:10 PM] Lenora: Eww!
[12/14/2008 7:05:16 PM] Lenora: XD POOPY HANDS!
[12/14/2008 7:06:06 PM] Lenora: Is it dark chocolate?
[12/14/2008 7:07:01 PM] Josh: Milk of course.
[12/14/2008 7:07:31 PM] Lenora: MILKY POOPY HANDS. D:
[12/14/2008 7:07:36 PM] Josh: D:
[12/14/2008 7:07:50 PM] Lenora: I made sure I ate my piece of dark chocolate before I said that.
[12/14/2008 7:09:49 PM] Lenora: DO YOU HAVE HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE WHERE YOU LIVE?
[12/14/2008 7:09:57 PM] Josh: OF COURSE
[12/14/2008 7:10:11 PM] Lenora: :O WAS YOUR BAR HERSHEYS TOO?
[12/14/2008 7:10:16 PM] Josh: NO
[12/14/2008 7:10:20 PM] Josh: IT WAS A KISS
[12/14/2008 7:10:20 PM] Lenora: Aw.
[12/14/2008 7:10:23 PM] Lenora: DO YOU LIKE HERSHEYS?
[12/14/2008 7:10:28 PM] Lenora: THAT IS HERSHEYS, BUTT MONEY.
[12/14/2008 7:10:29 PM] Josh: OF COURSE
[12/14/2008 7:10:39 PM] Josh: HEY FSKGFOHGOBHN DLOH YOU
[12/14/2008 7:10:39 PM] Lenora: Yes, that's right. You are butt money.
[12/14/2008 7:11:06 PM] Lenora: MY UNCLE LIVES IN HERSHEY WHERE THEY MAKE THOSE KISSES.
[12/14/2008 7:11:09 PM] Lenora: I BET YOU ATE HIS KISS.
[12/14/2008 7:11:15 PM] Josh: =<

 

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

Wow Josh, that was the night of December 14th, the night I joined!

I remember that conversation too. I posted my very first shout during it. Any chance you could find it?

 

[Kybyrian]

The most memorable conversation I've had is of course the one I can remember. I can't remember any from here, so I'll go with IM.

It was last year, and the forum known as Smash Legends was all on MSN. It was a huge E3 conversation. We were saying things like "**** YOU {insert Microsoft representative here}" and then all kinds of other things and saying how people were getting ripped off and how cool Resident Evil looked and that Fallout 3 would be pwn because of the teddy bears blowing legs off and cursing out Square Enix for going back to Microsoft again. Good times.

 

[Petman1325]

You know I decided to look up that poopy hands conversation between me and lenora, and here it is, in all it's strangeness:

Tisk, tisk. Not only that is wrong, but Arbiters and Mods breaking rules? Tisk, tisk. Now, if only I could get involved in a humorous debate. *Forces people into a humorous conversation*

Kybyrian's chat simply states how companies are simply scared of siding with Nintendo simply due to its lack of graphics. That, I'll never forgive.

 

[Moosh_is_cool]

Here's a few more:

*Moosh_is_cool finds a magic gravy boat and gets 3 wishes :-D*
[Today 02:11 PM] Moosh_is_cool: Hmm... I wish I knew what to wish for...
[Today 02:11 PM] RazTwilight: lol
[Today 02:12 PM] Moosh_is_cool: o_o Oops. I wasted a wish! Hmm.... I wish it wasn't so hard to make wishes... >_< Another one wasted!
[Today 02:12 PM] RazTwilight: lol
[Today 02:13 PM] Moosh_is_cool: Hmmmmm..... I wish I had some ice cream!
[Today 02:14 PM] RazTwilight: a nice wish
[Today 02:14 PM] Moosh_is_cool: *Tastes ice cream* EWWW! It's ketchup flavored!!! >_< Maybe I should've said what flavor...
[Today 02:15 PM] RazTwilight: lol
[Today 02:15 PM] Moosh_is_cool: *Magic gravy boat dissapears* No! Wait! Come back!
[Today 02:16 PM] RazTwilight: aww

[Today 07:02 PM] Mases: I'm a big kid
[Today 07:03 PM] Moosh_is_cool: Like on the Pull-Ups commercials? "I'm a big kid now!"

[Today 09:18 PM] Dabombster: Oh Joshikins! Would you be a dear and merge those posts?

[Today 06:46 AM] Petman1325: Shell, I'm the Admin. If you do anything to me, I can strip those powers from you.
[Today 06:47 AM] ShellShocker: D: Petman is going to strip me.

 

[ShellShocker]

Woohoo, I am finally in one.

For those of you here didn't understand it, here is pretty much how it went:

Petman1325: Shell, did you get my news?
ShellShocker: Yeah, I did.
ShellShocker: Mod powahs! =D
Skull_Kid: What news?
Petman1325: I gave him moderator powers.
Skull_Kid: On what forum?
Petman1325: The one for my Pencil and Paper RPG.
Petman1325: He is the only member apart from me.
Skull_Kid: Well congrats on being able to moderate over nobody.
ShellShocker: I can moderate Petman's posts. =D
Petman1325: Shell, I'm the Admin. If you do anything to me, I can strip those powers from you.
ShellShocker: D: Petman is going to strip me.

Or something like that.

 

[Skull_Kid]

Woohoo, I am finally in one.

For those of you here didn't understand it, here is pretty much how it went:

Petman1325: Shell, did you get my news?
ShellShocker: Yeah, I did.
ShellShocker: Mod powahs! =D
Skull_Kid: What news?
Petman1325: I gave him moderator powers.
Skull_Kid: On what forum?
Petman1325: The one for my Pencil and Paper RPG.
Petman1325: He is the only member apart from me.
Skull_Kid: Well congrats on being able to moderate over nobody.
ShellShocker: I can moderate Petman's posts. =D
Petman1325: Shell, I'm the Admin. If you do anything to me, I can strip those powers from you.
ShellShocker: D: Petman is going to strip me.

Or something like that.

Funny convo this morning. Bottom to top

Smitie
haha, did I just saw an epic convo

Today 10:48 AM Petman1325
I'm only 14, and I'm straight.

Today 10:48 AM Petman1325
I'm not a petafile!

Today 10:48 AM Petman1325
I meant when taking his powers away!

Today 10:48 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
Cya Shelly

Today 10:48 AM Moosh_is_cool
Bye.

Today 10:48 AM ShellShocker
Seeya! Skully, Mooshy and Stripy.

Today 10:47 AM ShellShocker
Brb, I gotta eat.

Today 10:47 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
petman, you perv xD

Today 10:47 AM Petman1325
*bleep**bleep**bleep*

Petman1325
.......................

Today 10:47 AM ShellShocker
Petman is going to strip me.

Today 10:46 AM Petman1325
Shell, I'm the Admin. If you do anything to me, I can strip those powers from you.

Today 10:46 AM Petman1325
A Pencil and Paper RPG I made.

Today 10:46 AM ShellShocker
I do over Petman.

Today 10:46 AM ShellShocker
Awesomeness. =D

Today 10:46 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
what is your forum about

Today 10:46 AM Petman1325
Congrats, you have mod powers over nobody!

Today 10:46 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
lolz

Today 10:45 AM Petman1325
I promoted him to Global Mod on my forum, since he is (1) reliable and (2) the only one there.
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I believe it's this Convo...
And this thread really reminds me of something....hmmm.... Convo's...

 

[Hylian Hobbit]

Why did three people post the same thing one after the other? :?

Anyhoo, here's one that happened over at Portal to Hyrule recently. Bottoms up as always. I cut out all the unrelated messages to keep it short.

Stephanie: That would make it worse. -_-
Hylian Hobbit: Would a

smiley be a good response to that, or would that just make it all worse?
Stephanie: HH, you are messed up.
*DekuLink is loling uncontrollably at HH*
Stephanie: WHO DID THAT?!?!?!
DekuLink: =D
Hylian Hobbit: Deku, don't leave me! ;_;
Stephanie: HEY!
DekuLink: D:
*Stephanie leaves.*
*DekuLink waits for Steph to cry about him leaving*
Hylian Hobbit: Onoez, bai Deku
*DekuLink leaves*
Stephanie: Bye bye! ;_;
DekuLink: No. Just one.
Stephanie: ;_; He already left.
Stephanie: He did?
*DekuLink lol'd*
Hylian Hobbit: Steph, he ate two of the western states. He can break out of a lowsy chair.
DekuLink: ....
Stephanie: There, now you can't leave
*Stephanie ties ML to a chair.*
Stephanie: D: Don't leave!
Hylian Hobbit: Art thou leavething ML?
DekuLink: Bye.
Master Link: Bye

 

[Alexander]

[Today 12:06 AM] Axle the Beast: Did someone else spit magic on those closets?

[Today 12:06 AM] Axle the Beast: Nifty.

[Today 12:04 AM] Alexander: One of them also has Narnia

[Today 12:04 AM] Alexander: Well....I have a closet that has the Unicorn Fountain

[Today 12:04 AM] Alexander: Really Axle?

[Today 12:04 AM] Axle the Beast: Random Axle is random.

[Today 12:03 AM] Axle the Beast: I spit magic. When it lands on people, they sprout wings and fly to the fairy world.

Me and Axle were being fairly random. He started it, and I felt the need to make a "Funny" out of it.

 

[Master Link]

[Today 07:15 PM] Stephanie:
*Master Link smacks Smeagol with a Gollum*

[Today 07:14 PM] Stephanie: I'm back.

[Today 07:14 PM] LucarioMaster: lol
*blackice_cc smacks Bombadil with a Bombadil*
[Today 07:14 PM] blackice_cc: D=
*Lobaluz replied to the thread ZeldaOLB*
[Today 07:14 PM] blackice_cc: no Moosh, since he admitted it, it lowered his spellcheck reputation even more; if it had been a typo, ok, but HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT =O
*Master Link takes a flail to Chapin's head. :3*

[Today 07:13 PM] blackice_cc: that's freaky, ML
[Today 07:12 PM] LucarioMaster: if i can find any
[Today 07:12 PM] Moosh_is_cool: Wait, why'd he loose half a point for admitting it? Shouldn't he loose half a point if he lies about it? Icey went all illogical.
[Today 07:12 PM] blackice_cc: eat more blueberries
[Today 07:12 PM] Master Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1y-j-CUXY

[Today 07:11 PM] LucarioMaster: my memory sucks
*blackice_cc slaps ML on the back... with a spiked glove on ]*
[Today 07:11 PM] Master Link: Am I?

[Today 07:11 PM] blackice_cc: no, ML is just taking things too seriously
[Today 07:11 PM] Master Link: Icey is 0.9!

[Today 07:10 PM] blackice_cc: crap. fine, take away another point
[Today 07:10 PM] Moosh_is_cool:

Is Icey being a meanie?
[Today 07:10 PM] Master Link: insult*

[Today 07:10 PM] blackice_cc: =O an insult!
[Today 07:10 PM] Master Link:

[Today 07:10 PM] Master Link: This reminds me. http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-app...ric/6c68/zoom/ The thing I will buy you for your birthday Smeagol.

[Today 07:09 PM] blackice_cc: and THEN, another half a point for admitting it
[Today 07:09 PM] Master Link: No.

[Today 07:09 PM] blackice_cc: well, you lose a whole point for messing up on the spelling of "epically"
[Today 07:08 PM] Master Link: You only lose 1 tenth of a point for a mistake.

[Today 07:08 PM] LucarioMaster: lol nice try blackice
[Today 07:08 PM] Master Link: Since when was I 2.3? I was 3.2 last time.

*Zelda replied to the thread ZeldaOLB*
*blackice_cc takes a can of hobo soup and beats ML on the head with it*
[Today 07:07 PM] LucarioMaster:

[Today 07:07 PM] blackice_cc: =O YOU FAILED, 2.3!
[Today 07:07 PM] Master Link: I know.

[Today 07:07 PM] blackice_cc: yeah, it's epically
[Today 07:06 PM] Master Link: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....8/12/m6211.jpg

[Today 07:06 PM] blackice_cc: oh. ML. I think it's "epically" but I'm not sure
[Today 07:05 PM] LucarioMaster: sucks huh?
[Today 07:05 PM] blackice_cc: the stupid SB messed up again D=
[Today 07:05 PM] Master Link: LIES! You have 999.

[Today 07:05 PM] blackice_cc: I have 999 posts
[Today 07:05 PM] blackice_cc: WOW! tell me if you find it. I want the donuts
[Today 07:05 PM] LucarioMaster: congrats blackice
[Today 07:04 PM] Master Link: We will finally be able to dipose of trash epically!

*blackice_cc has reached 1000 posts!*
[Today 07:04 PM] Master Link: Yes it is Smeagol!

[Today 07:04 PM] blackice_cc: =O you mean the trash bag?! the epic search for it is almost over?
[Today 07:04 PM] Master Link: I’m looking at used trash bags on eBay.

Just happened five minutes ago.


You're down to 0.4 now! :3

 

[bellum]

MY question: How do you get these conversations off the Shoutbox, cause I find it impossible.

 

[Claire]

This was a conversation on Skype, and I shall keep the other speaker anonymous, since she'll probably call me a smeicht if I don't. D:

[3:02:10 PM] CLASSIFIED says: if ZD was a dutch forum, everybody had to type dutch and english wouldn't be allowed
[3:02:17 PM] CLASSIFIED says: aahh what a beautiful place that ZD would be
[3:02:25 PM] Lenora says: Hehe, keep dreaming.
[3:02:47 PM] Lenora says: When you become Mrs. Hagopian, then maybe he'll open a Dutch section.
[3:02:48 PM] CLASSIFIED says:
[3:02:50 PM] CLASSIFIED says:
[3:02:57 PM] CLASSIFIED says: what did you just say?!
[3:03:04 PM] Lenora says: ...I like turtles?

 

[Master Link]

Yay! Another conversation worthy of this thread?

*blackice_cc blends in with the road*
[Today 11:02 AM] Master Link: Someone better watch out. ]
[Today 11:02 AM] blackice_cc: but your penguins were all eaten; the only reason my Sea Lions died is because the penguins gave them horrible indigestion and suffocated them
[Today 11:02 AM] Master Link: Snuffy likes to eat Ice.
[Today 11:02 AM] GoroLink: Hey again guys
[Today 11:01 AM] Skull_Kid: sea lions are already extinct by us
[Today 11:01 AM] blackice_cc: :O not the smelly sock! *sea lions and penguins scatter*
[Today 11:01 AM] Master Link: I shall call it snuffy and it will be my magic steed!
[Today 11:01 AM] Master Link: I found a sock under my bed!
[Today 11:01 AM] Master Link: ]
*blackice_cc summons a legion of penguin-eating Sea Lions*
[Today 10:59 AM] Master Link: Oh noes! The peguins ate the precious!
[Today 10:59 AM] blackice_cc: Men in Black, of course
[Today 10:59 AM] Master Link: What's MIB precious? What's MIB eh?
[Today 10:58 AM] Skull_Kid: my army of penguins already took care of MIB
[Today 10:58 AM] blackice_cc: ok, you can be gollum, but I'm smeagol
[Today 10:58 AM] Master Link: We likess precious fish, don't we preciousss.
*blackice_cc calls the MIB*
*Skull_Kid says: Surrender, or prepare to be smacked with dirty fishes*
[Today 10:57 AM] Master Link: Why? Why does we fightsss dirty preciouss?
*Skull_Kid calls his army of invading hybrid penguins*
[Today 10:56 AM] blackice_cc: no fair, fighting dirty!
[Today 10:56 AM] blackice_cc: D=
*Master Link smacks Icey with an uber penguin.*
*blackice_cc smacks Master Link with a Master Link*
*Master Link dittos Icey, who dittos ML.*
*blackice_cc dittos ML*
*Master Link wishes you good luck*

 

[Petman1325]

For those who don't truly understand the conversation above, here is the original conversation that inolves Skull Kid and his Hybrid Penguins. Read from the bottom to the top, please!

Today 08:53 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
don't go away, I'll just nibble
Today 08:52 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
not canibal, cause I'm a penguin :xd:
Today 08:51 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
So, he wants to kill us, and turn canibal!
Today 08:51 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
:xd:
Today 08:51 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
lololool..... but..i just want to turn everyone into Ice creams
Today 08:50 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
lateh mah frehnd Cap, and mah frehnd thah ultimet penguin guerilla squad leadah
Today 08:49 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
anyways, it's time to go play some Mario Galaxy and find some space penguins there to beat up with Koopa Shells
Today 08:48 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
but I thought you were leading the global freezing guerilla squad of penguins! we can't let you freeze us to death!
Today 08:48 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Either that, or go back to your Penguin Planet!
Today 08:48 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
We are friends. It is just that you must now be reduced to pulp to save the earth.
Today 08:47 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
But I thought we were friends
Today 08:46 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
whyever not?
Today 08:46 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
But, you're one of them!
Today 08:46 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
I was expecting you guys not to denounce me
Today 08:46 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Have Will Smith beat up the penguins one by one?
Today 08:45 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Oh, Will Smith is better than Superman!
Today 08:45 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
*blackice_cc calls Will Smith*
Today 08:45 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Who do we contact? The MIB or just scream for help, and hopefully Superman will hear us?
Today 08:44 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
Yes...I'm an hybrid crossover of a penguin and a human muahahahaha
Today 08:44 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
I see the invasion has begun! Contact the MIB!
Today 08:43 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
he's an outer-space alien-penguin leading the global freezing guerilla squad!
Today 08:43 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
it starts with P, but not person
Today 08:43 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Person?
Today 08:43 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
but heck, sure
Today 08:43 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
i am a...
Today 08:42 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Sure, Skull Kid.
Today 08:42 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
I don't know. they say ignorance is bliss...
Today 08:42 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
So, when we lost everything, we also lost our minds, and forgot almost several hundred thousand years' worth of information.
Today 08:42 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
do you want to know the truth?
Today 08:42 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
lol
Today 08:42 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
well, considering the penguins in some of those animated movies, I'm not surprised
Today 08:41 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
I must tell the truth about myself
Today 08:41 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Yep. Believe it or not, before the first Ice Age, humans were residing in a futuristic Utopia that looked a bit like something off of Star Wars.
Today 08:40 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
so you mean, this is really just the continuation of an endless cycle? all of this happens every several million years? humans create global warming, penguins get mad, induce global freezing, create another ice-age?
Today 08:40 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
You don't need fingers or opposible thumbs to take over the world. Just remember that, and you, too, can fear the penguins.
Today 08:39 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
But, they use Solar Power, so, it would be semi-natural.
Today 08:39 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
so they will use the heat of the sun to create cold. interesting...
Today 08:38 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
unnatural ice-age, eh?
Today 08:38 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
No, they'll do the exact opposite of global warming by using solar powered freezers, leave them open, then make the world freeze again.
Today 08:37 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
:xd:
Today 08:37 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
global freezing? you mean, they'll hand out free freezers to people on the streets?
Today 08:36 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
we're already being runned by penguins
Today 08:35 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Nope. They'll induce global freezing.
Today 08:34 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
hopefully they'll do a better job than we've been doing
Today 08:33 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Face it. One day, penguins will take over the world due to the fact they're mad about global warming. :xd:
Today 08:33 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Hello, Blackice and Skull Kid.
Today 08:33 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Oh.
Today 08:32 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
anyways, hello SK, Cap
Today 08:32 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
:O
Today 08:32 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
Final Fantasy X
Today 08:32 AM Petman1325 (Edit · Delete)
Uuhh, it is a secrect country in the Antartic run by penguins.
Today 08:31 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
but what in the world is Zanarkand?
Today 08:31 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
I was talking to vergo
Today 08:31 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)
Zanarkand? uh... what the heck?
Today 08:31 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
hey Icicles
Today 08:30 AM blackice_cc (Edit · Delete)

Today 08:24 AM Skull_Kid (Edit · Delete)
hey terror of zanarkand

 

[Bob Majinki]

Me (9:39:06 PM): My brain is saying hello
Me (9:39:21 PM): Hewwwoooooo
Me (9:39:25 PM): That was my brain
Friend (9:39:29 PM): ...
Friend (9:39:37 PM): ...You are the most naturally high person I have seen in a while

It's true, I probably am. And then this...

Me (5:58:52 PM): I'm watching a Chinese comedy show with Kim Jong-il
Friend (5:59:01 PM): wait
Friend (5:59:19 PM): You are watching it WITH Kim Jong il, or youare watching a comedy with kimjongil in it
Me (5:59:32 PM): Yes, I'm watching it WITH Kim Jong-il
Me (5:59:37 PM): He's standing beside me
Me (6:00:00 PM): I have no idea what he's saying but there's a pretty woman next to him and he has a funny voice

And one of my personal faves:

Me (11:02:12 PM): What eye color does Obama have?
Me (11:02:14 PM): Er, Ganondorf
Me (11:02:16 PM): Wow, horrid mistake

Only I would mistake Obama for Ganondorf....