Corrupt a wish!

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but they're so quiet now that they scare you.

I wish people knew the difference between Clawshots and Hookshots...

 

[Terminus]

Granted. They are one and the same.

I wish for something.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You wished to compete in the Hunger Games

I wish for Mint Juniors

 

[Terminus]

They melt and become inedible.

I wish for a box of Andes Mints.

 

[Terminus]

It's frozen solid.

I wish for normal root beer.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but the taste is cheap.

I wish for a Millennium Puzzle!

 

[Terminus]

You are unable to solve it.

I wish for something from nothing.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you get nothing from a vending machine later.

I wish Zelda was that dude in the green.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted. Zelda is now Tingle.

I wish I could have a muffin.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it is flat on top and not fluffy.

I wish every wish was Identical.

 

[Naga]

Granted. Every person is now 100% identical to each other, and you can't tell your best friend from your worst enemy

I wish for French toast

 

[Fig]

Granted, but it is bland in flavor.

I wish I was loved by everyone here in the forums! ^^

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you become hated by everyone in every other forum.

I wish for some bacon and eggs.

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

granted, but they are poisonus and you die once you eat them
i wish for 1000000000 zenny(Thats currency in monster hunter).

 

[Terminus]

Inflation makes the cash more suited for building materials.

I wish for MM3D