Corrupt a wish!

[masterSword2]

granted, due to a massive demand by the fans Majoras Mask is remade in 3D, but by choosing to remake a game instead of making a new one, they end up getting rid of an idea that would have turned out to be the best zelda game ever.
I wish for a peaceful, relaxing summer.

 

[Terminus]

You get bored to death.

I wish for a new Zelda game.

 

[domo]

you get the cd-i ones.

i wish for more friends.

 

[Terminus]

They stab you in the back.

I wish for free time.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but due to an error concerning homophones, you now have some thyme that you didn't need.
I wish for a saxamaphone!

 

[Terminus]

It explodes.

I wish for oxygen.

 

[domo]

Its poisoned.

I wish it was OVER 9000!

 

[Terminus]

You are too old and die.

I wish for sourdough.

 

[domo]

It was too sour

I wish for pudding.

 

[Terminus]

It has raisins.

I wish for chocolate cake.

 

[domo]

It was chocolate from your behind

i wish for more bleach volumes

 

[Terminus]

Granted. They're soaked in bleach.

I wish for fun.

 

[domo]

Granted. you are now high.

I wish I had Skyward Sword.

 

[Skunk]

Granted. But instead of Fi being inside, it's Navi.
I wish for Orange juice.

 

[domo]

grasnted but you have to share it with the Hulk

I wish Jerry Springer would be cancelled.