Corrupt a wish!

[Terminus]

You turn to pie.

I wish you were a normal person.

 

[Terminus]

You get old, nasty candy.

I wish I was'nt so tired so I could keep doin this. Good day.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now you can't sleep for days.

I wish Dark Magician Girl would appear in real life and give me a heart-warming kiss.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Then a blue-eyes white dragon (If I remember correctly) Attacks your life points directly.

I wish I had the master ball.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but just like Ash's Charizard, they disobey you all the time!

I wish I was able to travel into outer space like Invader Zim.

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but you can only spend 2 seconds in space.
I wish for a Majora's Mask remake.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but it is one of the news that doesn't have GameCube ports.
I wish I had more free time to be here in the forums.

 

[domo]

Granted but it was used and crappy.

I wish that 4kids Entertainment would die in a fiery pit of Doom!

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now all of your favorite shows that first aired on 4kids will be gone as well! :c

I wish I had more Yu-Gi-Oh cards! :xd:

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

granted,but they all the same card

i wish my mom and little brother would leave my house and never come back

 

[domo]

Granted but they take you with.

I wish I had swag.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But swag isn't what Chuck Norris thinks it is.

I wish the granting before this wish made sense.

 

[Naga]

Gartned, but bceasue you can siltl raed tihs psot eevn tohguh the ltetres are stihcewd auonrd the wsih is uragntend.

I wish more people knew why, and don't just give me a "that's how your brain works" answer.

 

[SinkingBadges]

Granted, but now you'll learn about all the crazy stuff that goes on in the average joe's head. Everything from simple longing for taps to crazy sociopathic wishes and other things involving possible mental disorders will all come to your knowledge, destroying your peaceful views of the world and forcing you into a terrible depression you'll most likely never come out of. (chances are you won't regret any of that, though) Also, there are no cookies.

And while we're at it, I wish for cookies...

 

[The Joker]

Granted but they're made with Monkey Feces.

I wish became real live people.