Corrupt a wish!

[Terminus]

You wish becomes an angry strongman that attacks.

I wish for TMC.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the Ticklish Mormon Children broke all of the breakable objects in your house while they were tickling each other.

I wish there was a moral to this wish.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. You now have to listen to everybody.

I wish people just corrupted the wishes, not mangle them in the process.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but now your pet dolphin will rebel and attempt to take over the world.

I wish orange juice tasted more like lemons.

 

[Terminus]

Granted but Lemonade tastes like... never mind.

Wish for awesome pitching power!

 

[Naga]

Granted. Everything now tastes like lemons and you get sick of the taste and go mad.

I wish I had a Panlong dragon in DragonVale.

 

[Terminus]

Granted but you get o.o'd forever.

Wish for awesome pitching power.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it only works with pitchers of grape Kool-aid.

I wish I was cooler than my Aunt Arctica.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. Die of hypothermia.

Wish for hitting power...?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but all you get for hitting floating ? blocks are coins that are not legal tender in your country.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You are now Amons worst enemy

I wish for 500 DragonVale gems

 

[Terminus]

Granted. They turn out to be painted rocks.

Wish for an uncorruptible wish.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the universe implodes.

I wish for a purple turtle.

 

[Terminus]

You get one but it dies from dye poison.

I wish the "Failure" timeline made sense

 

[Naga]

Granted. It is now a timeline of you failing.

I wish for non- annoying brothers