Corrupt a wish!

[domo]

grasnted but you have to share it with the Hulk

I wish Jerry Springer would be cancelled.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. Justin Beiber now gets his own show.

I wish Bieber was dead

 

[JohnLaurinaitis]

He's dead, but now every 13 year old girl causes a riot.

I wish Cena was dead.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But he comes back as a zombie.

I wish I had come back to life.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but your Motion Plus attachments are destroyed and buying the game made you go broke and you have to sell the game to be able to buy more

I wish for peppermint candy

 

[Skunk]

Granted but it makes you're teeth red and pink from the coloring.
I wish for Santa to have his elves build a rocket

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now Christmas only comes during his earthly visit every 100 years.

I wish the cake was true.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but the cake is a spy.

I wish I could write more posts at a faster rate.

 

[Potatoeslol]

Granted, but you can only post once a week.

I wish my fridge would restock itself so I wouldn't have to go to the grocery store.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But your food expires the next day unless you eat it all. Saturdays food lasts through Sunday though.

I wish Everyone was awesome.

 

[Potatoeslol]

Granted, but your pet turtle tries to kill you.

I wish my room never got dirty.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. You have no room.

Wish for money.

 

[Potatoeslol]

Granted, the money turns out to be counterfeited and stolen. AT THE SAME TIME!

I wish I had an endless supply of money.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. Jovani, anyone?

Wish for the MinishCap game.

 

[Potatoeslol]

Granted, but you can't play it, except only at 2:30 on Wednesdays.

I wish for a Icee.