Corrupt a wish!

[Terminus]

You get iced tea.

I wish it was permanent evening.

 

[Terminus]

Cheetos turn to orange powder.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it is dead
I wish for more legos.

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but they're all the same shape and size.

I wish for another cat.

 

[Terminus]

It burns you with acid.

I wish for a leather jacket.

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but it will only last for 3 seconds.

I wish for an N64.

 

[Terminus]

You don't get it.

I said leather Jacket. I wish people actually read my posts.

 

[Terminus]

you... damn. Incorruptible.

I wish you had.

 

[Terminus]

But you are.

I wish I wasn't tire zZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but you become stressed.

I wish all of you had better wishes.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you will forget to use it on your next post.

I wish for something corrupted.

 

[Terminus]

You get a bad file.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you don't want to know where it came from... Some kid slobbered all over them.

I wish the world was covered in filth.

 

[Terminus]

You get a Justin Beiber. But your wish was granted, cursing the rest of us.

I wish for a GF.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, They are all guys who are your friend.

I wish this wish was pie.