Corrupt a wish!

[Shadao]

Wish granted, but now you are all alone at the height of your fame, facing off new champion-trainers at the top of Mt. Silver forever until you loose.
I wish that people will stop complaining about the official timeline.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but now they DEBATE about it.U MAD?
I wish that Empoleon(s?) had a 4th evolution.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but it has to reach level 9001 to evolve.

I wish Life's problems would taken arrow to the knee.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Wish granted, but so do you.
I wish I could breathe under water

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now you need water to survive. you can't breathe above water anymore.

I wish the person granting my wish would grant it in rhyme.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I you drown when you recieve the crown *gives crown*
I wish I was a real-life Pokemon Master and had lots of friends and live in the lovely town of Pallet.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but all of your friends and the town are imaginary.
I wish that i didn't kill most of the threads I commented on.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they become zombie threads.
I wish I Lived in atlantis.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but you have one day left to live.
I wish racism, sexism etc. ended

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but The world finds something worse to argue about.

I wish I had more days left to live.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but each extra day you live is filled with misery and woe.

I wish the show The Voice would find another spot to air, and they put Who's Still Standing in its spot. (like it used to be)

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Wish granted, but it chooses every other time, on every other channel.
I WISH I WASN'T SO BORED

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now that you're not bored anymore, you get busy with things, and you don't have time for your friends, and they slowly leave you, and you are forever alone.

I wish potatoes would fall from the sky and whack people in the head when they did something mean to another person.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it only works on you.
I wish I had an ocarina.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted ,but it was broken when you played it.
I wish I was best friends with Shadow Link.