Corrupt a wish!

[Akuhime-sama]

a giant turtle flies out of the sky and drinks all of the water from the ocean, driving the human race extinct.

One question.... wouldn't the human race still exist without oceans? (I mean, there ARE other sources of water, like geysers, and underground reserves)
But, then again, without oceans.... no fish... no fish... no bears, and other things that eat fish....
that COULD dramatically alter the food chain, but it would take a long time for us to run out of food.... so I guess you might be right anyway xD

ANYWAY, back to the game:
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Granted, but you drop it off a cliff. never to find it again.

I wish I could make things levitate with my mind.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can never put things back down unless you throw the object and smash stuff.

I wish I could be a hero.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you are defeated during your quest.

I wish to have a Wii U.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but its the prototype and it crashes every time you turn it on.

I wish I received more valentines.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but they are in Ekpeye!

I wish to have a perfectly functioning, non explosive, non infectable, non combustible Wii U that has controllers that have not been dipped in a poison of some sort.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the controllers have defects that cause them to explode, burst into flames, buttons don't work, or etc.

I wish I had (insert whatever you'd like to corrupt here).

 

[zellinkda]

you will, but i insert feathers.

I wish i had my zelda posters

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but they will self-destruct in ten seconds.

I wish for a fish on a dish that's delish.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Wish granted, you have it, but you have to watch someone else eating it.

I wish I never had to sleep again!

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you still get tired.

I wish for this wish to be non-corruptible.

 

[Libk]

Granted. But you corrupt the game and create a chain reaction causing the world to end.

I wish I could help my friends better

 

[LnktheWolf]

granted, but they end up hating you for being creepily helpful

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

PSST You forgot your wish...
I wish I had wings I could choose when they could be seen.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But they don't allow you to fly.
I wish I could travel through time.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but you get lost and transform into a hideous freak of nature.
I wish that I could be the very best,like no one ever was!