Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted, but he turns you into a Shadow, which may seem cool, but can only be near dead stuff.
I wish that there was always ways to see the sun arisin', fire in the sky, and the greatness thrusting itself into our lives.

 

[Norm]

Granted. Those ways involve dying.
I wish I had a hat.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Wish granted, but it's way to small, and not proper as a small accessory.
I wish I didn't have a cold.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now you have the flu.
I wish for superhuman strength.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but you now pass through everything.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.*trollface*

 

[Libk]

Granted, but the wish ends up un corrupted quickly afterwards.

I wish for pizza

 

[Non-Epic]

The pizza is human flavoured.

i wish for peace on Mars

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it has anchovies. ninja'd o.o Granted but the treaty falls into a shredder starting a war on mars.

I wish the forum games added to our post count.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it counts as 0.000000000000000000001/1 of a post.
I wish fior a raquaza.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for the golden touch.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but you can't eat because your food turns to gold.
I wish for 2 wishes!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they are both only half-wishes.

I wish for a taco

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it turns gold.
I wish to heal Night Owl of Midas's Touch.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it gets transferred to the NP

I wish the Np would wear gloves.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but there're no hand underneath

I wish that my toast toasted toast