Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, But by not corrupting the wish it was corrupted because you expected it to be corrupted.

I wish I had the All-Night Mask.

 

[toonlink]

Granted,but you can never use it.
I wish that the NP sends me a friend request.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but she/he's actually your stalker.

"I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love, I wish I had your angel TONIGHT!"
(~Nightwish~)

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you can't speak because of the bloody song in your head.
I wish I could have absolute power over my body and anything related(ex:disease)

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the power you have, only works in a parallel dimension, in which you have no means of getting to.

I wish this wish was not a wish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but since it wasn't a wish it never got granted and you get trapped in a paradox.
I wish the happy mask salesman never found the Majora's mask.

 

[Overheadzelda]

Granted. He is not there to protect it, so Ganon finds it and takes over the World(s).

I wish that no one can corrupt this wish.

 

[fireslayr]

granted, the uncorruptability lasts for 3 seconds.

I wish for a dozen donuts.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I eat them.
I wish that I had an untaintable, only able to be eaten by me, Large Peperoni Pizza!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it gets moldy before you can finish it because you decided not to share.
I wish there was a Zelda where you physically are Link.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you get mauled by Cuccos.
I wish for unlimited youth.

 

[Deleted member 6224]

Granted but you get bored of your youth and get depressed.
I wanna be the pokemon master!

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but soon after this occurrence, a giant turtle flies out of the sky and drinks all of the water from the ocean, driving the human race extinct.

I wish for a giant spaghetti monster to come out of the ocean, and have licorice for legs.

 

[Zant]

Granted, but then I eat it up. (salty-sweet spaghetti?)

I wish that I was a train.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you end up derailed often when someone makes you lose your train of thought.
I wish I had a stamina potion++.