Corrupt a wish!

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but there're no hand underneath

I wish that my toast toasted toast

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but they are invisible
I wish that the NP gets Midas's Touch.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted but they loose it shortly afterwards

I wish I had the ability to warp to distant lands....

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you teleport to the Hall of Origins and Arceus kills you.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but you end up naked amidst an empty, barren field of white.
I wish for an end to the cycle of corruption.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but the evil corruption is to powerful and can not be contained.
I wish for hot sauce and BBQ sauce to flavor my rib and stake that is different.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you think they taste the same.

I wish for fried cucco.

Granted, But you think they taste the same.

I wish for fried cucco.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but it was fried in a poisonous acid.
I wish the dishes would clean themselves, but stay inanimate.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but there's no soap for them to use.

I wish this wish would wish for a wish, that wished for more wishes, and all of those wishes to be wished by a wish that wished for wishful thinking.

 

[Libk]

Granted but.........KABOOOOOOM!!!!!

I wish my brain stopped hurting

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now it's filled with jelly.

I wish there was a way to use the Fierce Deity mask outside of boss rooms. (just to play around)

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but when you wear it you think the first person you see, is a boss you have to kill.
I wish I knew all the information from school textbooks without having to read them.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you have to live life as a hermit because you are too smart and everyone hates you.
I wish for a corrupted hard drive.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it's in pieces.
I wish for some Squirtle Squad Glasses

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but they are made from plastic explosive with a solar detonator.
I wish toonlink would avoid wearing his glasses.