Corrupt a wish!

[Linknerd09]

Granted, now it's on your POV

I wish I could fly.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but now you can't land

i wish i had eternal youth

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, now you can't be old

I wish I lived in Hyrule

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but ganon took over it!

i wish i had a pet pikachu

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, now it's attacking you

I wish I could speak fluent French

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, you can speak to french toast now!

I wish I was the best rock paper scissors player ever.

 

[SinkingBadges]

Fine, your hand is transformable and you are cosidered a freak an get burned .

I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, too bad Ganondorf was you delivery boy and ate it

I wish I could be an adventurer.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. I teleport you to WW and the only adventurers there are gorons, so you're a goron. (it would be funny if your reputation showed that you ARE a goron)

I wish someone would post in this thread after me.

 

[SinkingBadges]

Here you got it, but It's a poster in a bad mood.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, somehow you don't have wings

I wish that Link would King.

 

[SinkingBadges]

Granted, and he's relevated from his charge because all he can say at reunions is "Hyaaah!" and "Syaaaah!".

I wish Link was my brother.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but the halmaroc(?) king kidnaps you

i wish i had a car

 

[Honey Pie]

Granted, but a mob of angry environmentalists smash the gas guzzling machine with sledge hammers.

I wish I knew how to tie shoelaces. (I actually do, but, whatever)

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but you accidentally tied your own fingers

i wish i lived in another dimension