Corrupt a wish!

[Hylian Knight]

Granted but now you are arrested for stealing.

I wish SwS would come out earlier.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. They rush it and there's a glitch where you play as Tingle and you get killed by Ghirawhatever.
I wish that someone would post.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but it's a post that contains monstrous amounts of spam.

I wish it would rain.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but now there's a flood.

i wish i was in hyrule

 

[Hylian Knight]

Granted but you are a Gossip Stone

I wish that .............

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but you created a paradox and now the universe is collapsing

i wish i was zelda

 

[amaterasu]

granted but then Ganon kidnaps you and Link thinks "Screw it! I'm not even getting paid!"

I wish that this computer wasn't a piece of crap.

 

[BIg Mac]

granted, its now a pickle

I wish I wasn't so cold

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but now your a desert

i wish i could travel in time

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, now your in the year 9000

I wish I had a red velvet cake.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but there is poison in it, and you die a long painful death in which each of your cells explodes one at a time.

I wish i could make people spontaneously com-bust.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, now your a comedian

I wish I beat Link in arm wrestle

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but now ganon beat you

i wish for something

 

[amaterasu]

granted, but that somthing is a kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

I wish i could shapeshift.

 

[misskitten]

Granted, but you get stuck in the form of a deku stick

I wish the new Fable kinnect game wasn't in first person...