Corrupt a wish!

[Peeps1080]

Granted, but it will taste like... Bad

I wish I always had good dreams

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but then your old bad dreams come true
I wish I had a friend

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but the puppy will grow big and eat your house!

I wish for a thousand dollars!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but termites eat the log house you bought with the money.

I wish dust would stop landing on my computer screen.

 

[AnimeBassoon]

Granted, but the dust will fall in massive piles everywhere else.

I wish I could travel through time and space.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you run into a black hole by accident.

I wish magic beans were less expensive in Ocarina of Time.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. They're more expensive in Majora's Mask (it does have them, right?).
I wish I existed as the way I am now.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but you have to die for 100 years before you can live the way you want to live
I wish I was dead

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but then you die when you touch it
I wish I was the smartest in my class(I am)

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but then your the dumbest in the world

I wish I could see Lake Hylia

 

[Ganondork]

Granted, but then Morpheel bites your face off.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You're afraid of being on the ground, so you're stuck up a tree all day.
I wish I posted.

 

[Ganondork]

granted, but you'll get negative rep

I wish I had more rep than Kybyrian.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but it is all negative so you get stuck with no hearts
I wish I beat every Legend of Zelda games

 

[Honey Pie]

Granted, but now there's no way for you to be happy anymore.

I wish for a bar of soap.