Corrupt a wish!

[ShaneOMac713]

Wish granted but after eating it you become a chocolate bar that you eat therefore killing yourself

I wish I had every video game in the world and beat them all before becoming 13

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but when you beat them all, you become so bored, you are FORCED to socialize.

I don't really have a wish, so I wish I had two more wishes, then use one one to figure out what to wish for.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Wish granted but after getting two wishes you are forced to use the wishes to kill all your friends and family members

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

...You didn't make a wish.

I wish the next person would make a wish that's fun to corrupt.

 

[s4ad0w]

Granted, but you don't get to corrupt it

I wish I had a perfectly working copy of Animal Crossing Wild World, that I will happily enjoy, AND doesn't wind up with me dead in any way.

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted! But an alien comes and takes it away.

I wish I were invincible.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but a meteor destroys all life on the Earth except you, leaving you to sit alone on a big rock for all of eternity.

I wish I was ambidexterous.

 

[amaterasu]

granted but then you have both hands cut off by a meth addict. then you can't write at all. congratulations. you have wasted a wish.

I wish mah cat wasn't such a turd.

 

[misskitten]

Granted, now he just eats them instead, be careful not to let kitty lick you

I wish I had the ability to teleport

 

[Sage of Darkness]

Granted, now you can teleport anywhere you want..... within 1 mm.
I wish I could do Naruto ninjutsu.

 

[Phantom Zelda]

Granted, but in return, you are now in a coma.
I wish for eternal life.

 

[misskitten]

Granted, but everyone and everything else dies, enjoy eternity alone
I wish to control time

 

[amaterasu]

granted, but you can only control time for two seconds a month.

I wish i was invincible all the time.

 

[misskitten]

Granted, but it's in the form of McKay's shield in Stargate Atlantis, which also prevents you from drinking and eating... hope you don't mind being hungry all the time

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat

 

[Phantom Zelda]

Granted, but now you can't eat.

I wish I was rich.