Corrupt a wish!

[arkvoodle]

Granted. But you jump, bash your head on a steal block, crack open your skull and vultures eat your brains!

I wish the moon was inhabitable, and I ruled over it!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, Arky, but then aliens come and probe you, steal your colony, harvest your brain and other body parts, and then continue to take over the rest of the Moon and the Earth.

I wish I had a suit like the one Samus Aran has so nobody could push me around!

 

[Petman1325]

Your wish be granted, but you overcharge your arm-cannon and end up making yourself explode.

I wish that we could all be friends.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Your wish be granted, but you overcharge your arm-cannon and end up making yourself explode.

I wish that we could all be friends.

Granted but then this happens and we all die.

I wish I could destroy Mido's soul.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but then Mido reincarnates and gets revenge on your poor soul and destroys it in a much harsher way.

I wish for more forum games.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then Mido reincarnates and gets revenge on your poor soul and destroys it in a much harsher way.

I wish for more forum games.

Granted, but then the site overloads due to it being unable to process the concept of fun and the entire site dies and nothing can be salvaged.

I wish I had the ability to create and control fire (I'm a pyromaniac! )

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted. But you use this ability in an enclosed space, use all the oxygen, and suffocate.

I wish for nothing. Let's see what you can do with that.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but you still get something despite your whining.

I wish that I owned all the Zelda games so that nobody else could play them except when I give them permission.

 

[Petman1325]

The wish is granted, but all of your consoles short out and destroy the cartridges or CDs.

I wish I had a four leaf clover.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Fine, granted, but you are gonna have to share that luck with me.

Also, I wish that I was made into the world's greatest video game hero ever!!!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Fine, granted, but you are gonna have to share that luck with me.

Also, I wish that I was made into the world's greatest video game hero ever!!!

Granted but your game sells horribly despite your heroicness and you cease to exist.

I wish for an infinite can of easy cheese!

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but then a large amount of nasty rats come barging in from out of nowhere, surround you, and fight you for the can of easy cheese and they leave you without any. Also, you get pwned by them during the struggle, and I do mean pwned. ^^

I wish a Fourth Valkyrie Profile game was made.

 

[DeletedUser9]

Granted, but when it comes out it turns out to not only be of a completely different genre, but the story is all messed up too.

I wish I had a DSi.

 

[ironknuckle1]

you get one only to find out it is the original ds in the dsi box.

I wish i wasnt batman

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but when you look in the mirror you are horrified to find out you've never been.

I wish Rella is a big hit here soon.