Corrupt a wish!

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, Tom, but you then notice that they are better than you and you start to hate them.

I wish I was able to command Ganon's army...without a mutiny going on.

 

[Agatha]

Granted, but unfortunately Ganon's army is rather small these days, and you are crushed in your first sortie.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then again...you did not wish for a wish so how can they not corrupt it?

I wish my hair was long and to the waist, like years back.

 

[Agatha]

Having your hair so long was just asking for it to get pulled, and it did. By me. Hard. You died.

I wish I had some jellybeans.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Ouch--I didn't like that one bit. ^^

Sure, granted, but then you choke on them and yeah--you totally die.

I wish I had a rocket so I could go to the moon and beyond...

 

[Agatha]

You should have realized you're supposed to sit IN the rocket, and not ON it. You burned up. You pooped your pants when it was happening.

I wish I had some jellybeans that I won't choke on.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but this time they are filled with some rare ingredient that makes your head turn into a giant bubble filled with acne...then it blows up and your name is written in the history books.

I wish I had angel wings.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but this time they are filled with some rare ingredient that makes your head turn into a giant bubble filled with acne...then it blows up and your name is written in the history books.

I wish I had angel wings.

Granted but now Medusa takes over the world and Palutena makes you stop her, in which you die after ten minutes.

I wish I had a milkshake.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but the milkshake is made with asparagus and fish entrails. Yum-yum.

I wish I could eat nothing but fried twinkies for the rest of my life and not die from a massive heart attack or grow obese.

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted but the Twinkies you eat aren't as good as before so you get mad and suicide yourself.

I wish that Zelda Wii won't be bad.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted. Zelda Wii is not bad. It is downright loathsomely horrific.

I wish my high school was no longer poor.

 

[Starchain1]

Granted but now they are more poor(poorer)

I wish for world peace

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but "World Peace" is a code name for a doomsday device that will annihilate Earth.

I wish for an Adamantium skeleton and regenerative powers.

 

[Starchain1]

I have to give you props

Granted but Your skeleton kills you

I wish I knew I wanted to wish for

 

[ケンジ]

granted, but now you wished you had never made the wish of knowing your wish just to make a wish for this.

I wish i can do a multiple roll-out attack while holding a sword and singing the song "I am....All of me"(Wicked sick!) or the song "Barbie World"(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!)