Corrupt a wish!

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted, popular now means: hated.

i wish people would corrupt my wishes.

Granted, but they do so horribly.

I wish for an everlasting bag of sour skittles.

 

[elliotstriforce]

granted, but a ninja hobo takes the bag.

i wish for world war z to come out already!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted, but a ninja hobo takes the bag.

i wish for world war z to come out already!

Granted, but it sucks badly. I wish... I wish... I wish I had a wish for once...

 

[elliotstriforce]

granted, you wish for death.

i also wish for death.

 

[MasterXXXLink]

Granted but God stoped it

I wish I had every single Good video game

 

[elliotstriforce]

granted, but they are all scratchy and stuff.

i wish that my ex-girlfriend was dead.

 

[Oathkeeper95]

Granted but its your ex-girlfriend from the future that did the killing. Impossible you say? Well, did anyone in the vicinity of this thread divide by zero? *Mind explodes*

I wish I had more time to spend on ZD

 

[Random Person]

Granted but you lose interest and get terribly bored with it forever.

I wish apples had their insides like oranges.

 

[linebyline]

Granted...Because the oranges have been changed to resemble apples.

I wish YOU were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

 

[Starchain1]

Granted but the trophy gets raned over and you along with it

I wish that games were actual reallaity

 

[GerudoRose]

Granted, but when your out of lives, there is no restart, you just die.

I wish I could have a nose piercing.

 

[Jetter]

You do, but you somehow can't breath through your nose anymore.


I wish I became a playable character in the next super smash bros.

 

[GerudoRose]

Granted, but you will get punched by Ganondorf or Capt. Falcon.

I wish I could join a soccer team.

 

[Aki Graham]

Granted, but you will get kicked in the butt every game. Hard kick.

I wish I could kill anytime I want while getting away with it. (Morally and ethically, also)

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but then you become so obsessed with killing that you find it boring and stop doing it.

I wish Microsoft stopped charging for online play fees.