Corrupt a wish!

[vatti]

Granted, but it is such a big hit that the endless torrent of replies gives the site a service error.

I wish that I was spider-man without the powers.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but as soon as you try to swing from a sky scrapper, you fall from twenty feet high and realize that you should have wished for the powers as well.

I wish I would get to see Vegas.

 

[Agatha]

Granted! With no bad side effects!



.........But I was lying, and in fact there IS a bad side effect. That side effect is that Vegas turns out to not be such a great place after all. Well, I guess that's not SUCH a bad thing. But still, you wasted your money buying plane tickets and paying for a hotel room. You didn't gamble, but you regret that because it might have made things more fun.

Uh, I wish there was a new zelda in the top-down style of LTTP for wii.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, but the Administrators decide to block you from accessing it.

I wish forum bugs did not exist.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but the bugs come back,eats your soul,disabiling you to dance the hokey pokey with a tuna sandwich.XD
I wish i could po-po-po-poke your face po-po-poke your face.

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted, but you end up breaking your finger.

I wish for something that can't be corrupted in any way.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but you get round house kicked by chuck norris.
I wish for link to do the hokey-pokey,
I hope this isn't considered double posting.

 

[Agatha]

Granted, but his boots were not intended for dancing, and he falls, impaling himself on the master sword. This creates a paradox which brings him back to life, but destroys the rest of the known universe.

I wish for less commercials during Adult Swim.

 

[ケンジ]

Granted, but now there are crappy shoes during adult swim, and they now charge you a dollar per hour just to watch the darn thing. To make things worst, only those who have achieved a great age can watch it, say around 75 years old, or if you are living with your grand parents.

I wish for An alternate universe where The laws of physics are reversed, the law of gravity is useless and the Pizza guy is now a pizza woman. (H-O-T! )

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but she gives you a terrible pzza and you die from food poisoning.

I wish for Cosmic Powers like The Silver Surfer.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but the silver surfer kills you for taking his thunder.

I wish this game wasn't so addicting.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, so then you lose interest and throw it in the trash where it surely belongs.

I wish Tetra the pirate from WW was a real woman, not just a videogame character.

 

[Meego]

Granted but something goes wrong and she turns out to be realy ugly!

I wish i could have an adventure with toon link!

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

You got it, but as soon as you depart for the quest, you are gutted by some random enemy that you two encounter and so your adventure ends for you and all your hopes of finding treasure, getting the girl in the end and becoming a hero end as well.

I wish I could command the army of Ganon.

 

[Tom]

Granted. After a while, you find out Toon Link is selfish and arrogant, you fight and you kill him, killing the greatest videogame series of all as well.
*looks like I answered at the same time Rad did.

A mutiny starts, and you get killed.

I wish my friends liked Zelda as much as I do.