Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but its mine and i come over there and take it back from you

i wish i had a donut

 

[13foxes]

Granted but I eat it.
I wish I lived in Clock Town.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I bulldoze the clock and the pieces fall on you.

I wish for 13 foxes.

 

[Hazel]

Granted, but they're rabid and they attack you and you get the rabies and then you die.

I wish my wish would be uncorruptable.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish for a scrap yard.

 

[Hazel]

Granted, but you cut yourself on something rusty and it infects itself and then you die.

I wish I could go inside and get out of any fiction I like.

 

[13foxes]

Granted but you're killed inside one of the fictions.
I wish for a hazel nut.

 

[Hazel]

You get one, but it's a mouldy one, you eat it anyways and then you die from food poisoning.

 

[13foxes]

You make no wish.
I wish I could go anywhere I like and could come back anytime.

 

[Hazel]

Dang.

Ok, but you go in the past and get killed and your great-great-great-grandfather gets killed too because of you and you have never existed and therefore create a temporal paradox and we all get sucked into a black hole.

 

[13foxes]

Again, you make no wish.
I wish I had the power to get out of that black hole with everyone still alive.

 

[Link V]

granted but you feel so under-rewarded with your granted wish you get bored and choke to death on a bannana accidentally.

I wish for a pet that could do THIS....

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it realizes it's power and turns on you! RUN FORREST RUN!!

I wish that all the world realized that Zelda Dungeon is the best website in the world and joined without anything bad happening. NOTHING BAD AT ALL!!!

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but then mases gets bored of zelda and quits the site. so everyone is just forced to hear that same old last post over and over again. and since there is no moderateors then the site gets lag and people are just forced to keep being on it because your wish perminately chained them to it out of interest.

i wish that my coruptions weren't so complicated

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted. they are so oversimplified nobody understands them
i wish for a clone of myself that wasnt evil