Corrupt a wish!

[Link V]

OH COME ON i've seen like 17 already *sigh* granted.

I wish for this. (I'm in the car)

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but your mom's the deer

I wish for me to be the ninja in this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluv2HxFEqs

 

[13foxes]

Granted but you get arrested for killing peoples and you stayed in jail for the rest of your life.
I wish I had 1 billion dollars.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but i eat it

i wish i was the doctor in this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdefc689XFo

 

[Link V]

Granted. but when she yells your head explodes!
I wish people would stop posting vids even though i was the first one to do it.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish for a manatee.

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but it's so tasty you choke to death.

I wish I knew how this thread has lasted longer than anything else I've seen...And that the next person who posts doesn't say "Granted, but it's such a horriffic truth you kill yuorself. "

 

[Link V]

Granted but Axle the Beats sues you for breaking the threads rules.

I wish people would join my abridged fan club and not the new one that is clearly a rip-off.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but then everyone realizes that the new one gives out free t-shirts and cupcakes so they go to that one.

I wish that I new all the secrets of Nintendo and had a time machine so I could get OoT 3D.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted, but then you die
i wish more people would read and enjoy my fan fic

 

[Link V]

Wait a minute "granted but you die". ok not to be rude but my Mentally reatrded pet Ape can think of better things to say then that.

 

[khdarkwolf]

wait, what do I grant now? idk

I wish for a new manga

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it's based off the CDi trio. BURNAGE!!

I wish I was Link. (without all the dying)

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's a girly manga.

I wish for my internet to be faster.

~EDIT~

Ninja'd

Granted, but you get an annoying fairy that you decide to make yourself def so you don't have to listen you her.

I wish for my internet to be faster.

 

[Dr3W21]

OK but since I'm Link, I'll break into your house, bust all your pots, take all your money and health, and swing my sword randomly.

I wish for a donkey that is the size of a snail