Mickey D's. They have those super-nummy Mcgriddle things with bacon and cheese... nom nom nom.
Would you rather have to go through a series of elaborate, difficult, and potentially lethal tests in a controlled environment over the course of a decade to no final reward but help a really important experiment that could change the world, or go out and attempt to kill the most viscous serial killer that ever lived, a man/woman who'd killed more people than Genghis Khan's armies, with a bo staff?