I'm a Cancer on all y'all.
Which is funny because I love to *eat* crab.
I don't put stock on Zodiac stuff, though. As said before, the profiles and "predictions" can fit just about anyone. It's like fortune cookies - fun, but nothing to take stock in.
As far as Chinese Zodiac, I am the Goat/Sheep. Strangely, what I've read about the sign usually seems to fit me (aren't Goats supposed to be Artstic Temperment, emotionally turmoiled?) That's what I remember and that fits me. Again, I don't take much stock in it, and considering the Goat sign, I don't want to - from what I've read of it, it seems to be the "gets all the crap in life" sign from the Chinese Zodiac.