Well, I feel like cows don't give me random milk if I play them a song on my ocarina...
And I also wouldn't randomly go off on adventures with random groups of pirates with attitude problems...
The ability to change back and forth from a human to a wolf is not exactly in my skill set...
And no matter how hard I try, I can't get a mask that suddenly makes me an awesome dancer...
Oh, and let's not forget that I can't breathe underwater by wearing blue...
Or withstand extreme heat by wearing red...
And statues don't move if I wave a green flashlight at them...
I don't have a horse that magically appears from halfway around the world by playing a song, either...
It's a shame, really...Life would be so much cooler....XD