(A) The moon, because you'll be the first one to live there. Not to mention the beautiful views! It'll be really expensive, but don't worry about that, because on the moon there is no need for money.
Answer: Counter it by taking in a lot of salt. A very good way to do this is by eating at McDonalds. Order their large-sized french fries and you would be raking in tremendous amount of salt like no tomorrow.
Question: I will be going someplace else from my home, and I will have to abandon my friends and family. How should I say goodbye to them?
Answer: Get a pen
and stab your hand with it. There, the pain in your hand is much greater than your toe, thus making the pain from stubbing your toe minor in comparison.
Question: A friend of mine is in severe pain right now as she broke her ankle. Is there any way that I can cheer her up?
Answer: I am terribly sorry to be frank with you, but a phone cannot phone you or the police for help. The merciful option for your phone is to blow your house up and start a new life with a newer phone.
Question: How do I make everyone stop smoking around my neighbourhood?
Answer: To hide a spy, it would be best for him to actually be within a crowd of people. Gling by that logic, get more scars, and they would be less palpable than one another.
Question: My shower is too hot whenever I turn it on, what should I do?
Answer: You should paint a shiny Garchomp on the screen of your game system and show people that you have a shiny now........... oh **** wait, shiny Garchomp looks just like regular Garchomp......... :\
Question: I want the power to be able to teleport wherever I want. What should I do?