Why, just the other day I was waltzing along main street when I sees a lovely little farm family from upstate throwing tomatoes at a rogueish-looking villain in the stocks. My opinion: wherever there are thugs and miscreants causing hubbub and mischief, there will always be demand for wooden, public-shaming devices. Invest now, strike while the iron's hot!
My Christmas tree is dry as a bone but I can't escape the feeling that I may get another four months of Christmas cheer out of it if I simply leave my blazing halogen bulbs strung on it. To throw away or keep?