Take The Cookie!

[Storm]

I recruit you to The French Toast New World Order.

We Claim the cookie

 

[Lukémon]

While youz be busy hacking his voice, I takez da cookie, givez it back 2 Lukémon and jumpz into a vat of acid

I hack ur voice to change the past , giving me teh Cookie!

 

[Pixel]

The FTNWO banned hackers so we claim the cookie

 

[Storm]

Big Octo is The Cookie, believe me, I know

 

[Clash]

The FTNWO are revealed to be hackers so they get banned too. I then take what's left of Big Octo, AKA the cookie.

 

[Kappa]

The FTNWO are revealed to be hackers so they get banned too. I then take what's left of Big Octo, AKA the cookie, realize ho it rightfully belongs to, and give it up to her. Medli.

I create a parallel universe off of you and I receive the cookie!

 

[Clash]

But in the original universe I still have the cookie!

 

[Kappa]

And in the alternate one I have it! OMFG! There are TWO cookies now! :S :O

 

[Links Brother]

I then enter each world and steal both cookies by pretending to be your friends, then create another universe and meld all three cookies to make one cookie again. I HAVE THE COOKIE.

 

[Kappa]

I steal your now freshly-baked cookie, chop it up into 5 pieces, eat three, and throw one into a time paradox.Now, no one has enough energy to go after the one in the time paradox and I ave locked the remaining piece in a small box built within the Master Sword pedestal within the Temple of Light deep inside the Sacred Realm. Now what? I has tossed the key into the sewage!

 

[Lukémon]

I decide that stealing the holder is a better course of action, so I steal Links Brother.

 

[Pixel]

And I, even smartly steal both Lukémon and Link Brother

 

[Storm]

I steal Everyone. i claim everyone on the Forum

 

[Kappa]

And I say the heck with both of you and just jump into the time paradox and take that piece.

 

[Pixel]

But I, however Longshot the cookie to me,that is 47.9253641mi away form the cookie commotion,and getting farther