But the magma comes crashing into you, I come out, grab the cookie, run for my life, jump onto my mini plane and fly away. Then, I enter the Absolutely Safe Capsule(Which is absolutely undamageable, even going to the Sun's core won't scratch it) with the cookie.
I kindly ask Dr. Andonuts to find a way to open the capsule and he admits that there is, in fact, a way to open the Absolutely Safe Capsule. I open it to find you dead-oxygen and food deprived body, and take the cookie.
Hmm, a situation where I must get the cookie for life's sake!
This looks like a job for Captin Supernoodles.
He grabs you with supernoodles and I then get the cookie.
I place it into the pedestal of time. Only I can take it out again! Mu ha ha ha ha.
100 years later you die and my son is your reincarnation. Because he is loyal to me he takes the cookie from the pedestal and goes back to my time where he gives it to me.
Then you fall in an bottomless
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