Take The Cookie!

[jstar]

I stick my leg out. You trip, fall and cry. I crouch my lofty self and peel your hand from the cookie. Then I say "MY COOKIE!!!" and teleport away along with the cookie.

 

[blue-eyes]

I grabbed your leg, and stole the coookie. I yell "ITS MAH ******* COOKIE" and run away

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I apparate in front of you, causing you to run into me while yelling back at jstar. We both fall down, you drop the cookie, and it lands in my lap. I seize the opportunity to grab the cookie and disapparate again. I apparate to the very tip of Hyrule Castle's tallest tower and declare to the world, "I HAS THE COOKIE!"

 

[DekuNut]

I take off your mask and throw it to the ground. As you hide your idntity, I steal the cookie.

 

[blue-eyes]

I stab you in the face, I take the cookie, and I yell "TOUCH MAH COOKIE AND ILL MESS YOU UP

 

[gerudogirl]

i kick your deku nuts, and grab the cookie while you're blinded by the flash.

 

[blue-eyes]

I sense your trying to leave, and i go all Chuck Norris on you. I take the cookie.

 

[gerudogirl]

i turn into a dragon and burn you. then i take the cookie.

 

[Kappa]

I am an awesome quadricorn and I stab you multiple times. "DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT!" I laughed. YOu drop the cookie and prance home. I HAS TEH COOKIE!!

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I jump on your back and grab the cookie, then ride you off a bottomless cliff, disapparating as you fall to your doom.

 

[jstar]

I steal your wand and tell Dobby to drag you to You-Know-Who. I get the cookie and put it in one of my pok'e balls. Which one it is??? NO ONE KNOWSSSSS!!!

 

[Big Octo]

I steal all of your Poke Balls, and now I have the cookie, and I just ate it! Om, nom, nom, nom.

 

[jstar]

the cookie got stuck in your throat so you choke & faint. I stick my arm in your throat and pull out the cookie (and a lung too *whoops*)

 

[Myriadviper42]

I trap you in a glitch, and pop the cookie out of the glitch and into my hand.
I HAZ DE COOKIE!

 

[*M i d n a*]

I come from behind you, steal the cookie before you can cry "mommy" and whack you in the back of the head and then kick you away as if I had stunned you in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. Good enough for my first post here? I hope so. I have the cookie!