I summon Super Mario and make him jump at all the mole men's heads and then he'll throw me a flying cap and I fly past you and snach the coockie from you. I HAVE THE COOCKIE... and I'm flying up in the sky!
I give you Navi for free. I don't even try to take the cookie! She annoys you so much that you kill yourself, and I take the cookie.
I HAVE THE COOKIE!
I trip you and drop a second cookie with you, and while you fall, I nimbly grab the cookie while you have the fake cardboard one.
I claim the real cookie!