Take The Cookie!

[amaterasu]

I scale the mountain and push you off. I have the cookie.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I push you off the mountain. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[amaterasu]

I shoot you in the face with a salt water pistol. While you rub the water out of your face i snatch the cookie and run. I claim the cookie!

 

[Justeazy]

I hire an army of mole men to pulverize the mountain and while you're pulverizeding down to my level one of my mole minions grabs me the cookie!

I HAVE THE COOKIE... and an army of mole men!

 

[Sage of Darkness]

I summon Super Mario and make him jump at all the mole men's heads and then he'll throw me a flying cap and I fly past you and snach the coockie from you.
I HAVE THE COOCKIE... and I'm flying up in the sky!

 

[Zelway]

I shoot you down and the cookie lands in my hands.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I give you Navi for free. I don't even try to take the cookie! She annoys you so much that you kill yourself, and I take the cookie.
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[DekuNut]

I trip you and drop a second cookie with you, and while you fall, I nimbly grab the cookie while you have the fake cardboard one.
I claim the real cookie!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I take a deku nut and stun you with it, and take the cookie.

I have thee cookie.

 

[amaterasu]

I use the hookshot and send a whole through your gut. As you bleed, i claim teh cookie, epona, the awesome shades, and the hookshot!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I take your avatar and make it come to life and start attacking you and bring me the cookie.
I DO SO VERY MUCH HAV DA COOKIE!

 

[ShaneOMac713]

yeah well I freeze you, slice you up, burn you, throw your ashes into the lake then freeze the lake I take the cookie

 

[Myriadviper42]

Since you're the son of Manus (whoever that is) I complain to him, so he sends you to your room and gives me the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[DekuNut]

I "borrow" Ammaterasu's hookshot and and take the cookie with it.
I claim the hookshot and cookie.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I hit you with another Deku Nut.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!