Random Moments from Anything and Everything

[Dragoncat]

"Mom?"
"What?!"
"What did Noah do with the termites, the ark was made of wood..."
"I don't know!"

My little brother after being in trouble, decides to change the subject.

 

[TatlTails]

Arthur and Alfred: You're the guy from my dream!

Arthur: B-but you couldn't be the guy from my dream... You're... too nerdy looking! And you don't have that piece of hair that sticks up!

Alfred: Oh yeah? Well, in my dream, you were older and had gigantic eyebrows, and I still know it was you!

Arthur: Are you kidding me? Do you realize how ridiculous I'd look with gigantic eyebrows?!

Francis: I dunno, I think they'd make you look cuter.

Arthur: *slowly turns to Francis* ...Are you gay or something?

Francis: No, I am not gay! ...I'm bisexual.

-From that one Hetalia story I want to write, but can't. I have plenty more where that came from.

 

[Violet Link]

Where do you live?

Friend- Hey Violet, where do you live?
Violet- Well, I live at (insert my home address here).
Friend- Really? Where's that?
Violet- In front of the Airport's Terminal 1.
Friend- Uh... Where's that?
Violet- IN FRONT WHERE THE TRAIN BLEW UP!
Friend- Oh yeah! That place!
Violet- ....Sheesh, when I said that, everyone knows.

(On 2011, a train blew up near my house because a gas tank crashed out with the train and in result: Boom.)

 

[onebizarrekai]

(Writing random ideas for Pokemon comics)
(Draws random trollface in notebook)

 

[misskitten]

Me explaining to my then 6-year old niece how we didn't have flatscreens, laptops, DVD-players when I was little
Her: "Did you have 3DS?"

 

[Dragoncat]

Little brother: What year were you born?
Me: 1991.
Little brother: Was that during the civil war?

 

[Fraxinus]

"Uh, right. What was the part about the what--what, who now?"
~Mr. Krabbs [Episode: Sailor Mouth]

 

[onebizarrekai]

Midna: Shouldn't you be more concerned about how you're going to eat a sandwich without thumbs?
Wolf Link: … [

(My Twilight Princess story)

 

[TatlTails]

((Italics is singing))

Inkeeper dude: How can we talk of debt? Let's not haggle for darling Colette.

Inkeeper dude's wife: Cozette.

Inkeeper dude: Cozette.

-Les' Miserables.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jennifer: WHAT'S UP CUTIE PIE!!!!

 

[onebizarrekai]

Shadow: Don't underestimate the power of a ninja once they eat at Burger King.

(a random Four Swords story I wrote)

 

[Dragoncat]

*Link and my OC Cerai having an argument*

Link: You can't tell me what to do! I outrank you.

Cerai: Well yeah...but I'm still a royal advisor, and I can advise you to go screw yourself.

Zelda: Don't tell him to do that, he will.

Cerai: o_o TMI...

 

[CynicalSquid]

5:08 PM <mandym287> My earbud wire keeps on getting sexually assaulted by a drawer handle on my desk.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Me: Step 27 to making a good breakfast: Plug the hot chocolate machine in. I forgot to do that...

 

[Dragoncat]

(More OC/head canon antics!)

*playing the one word clue game, category is things you can see in the yard*

Cerai: Living.

Pipit: That tree over there?

Cerai: Animal.

*Link and Zelda show up*

Leo: Link?

Link: Wha?

Cerai: NEUTERED.

Groose: The dog!

Cerai: Right! Your turn.

Zelda: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that last clue doesn't fit Link...

Link: -_-