Random Moments from Anything and Everything

[onebizarrekai]

Vaati: "CEREMONY!"

Navi(yeah, she's there): Oh, sorry. (flies out of the way)

Vaati: Or will it be?! MAGIC BLAST TIME! SOON THE LIGHT FORCE WILL BE MINE!

Navi: Huh? Light Force? Did you mean "Triforce"?

Vaati: SILENCE PROOFREADER!

King of Hyrule: GUARDS! He's evil! RECKLESSLY ATTACK HIM AT ONCE!

Vaati: (smacks the guards out of the way) HAHAHA! You can't stop me like that! MAGIC BLAST TIME!!

(Crappy Storytelling, The Pyro Cap. They're a bunch of shorter stories, but with the same characters as the Legend of Crap )

 

[Dragoncat]

Leo: Bored...

Link: We can play a game. Charades, capture the flag, human pinball-

Leo: HUMAN PINBALL!

Karane: Last time we played that, Groose broke the high score, the coffee table, and his collar bone at the same time.

Groose: Best game ever.

Leo: I'll go get a buttload of red potions in case something like that happens again, you guys put the point values on everything!

Cerai: I'll get the blindfold!

(You win a million internets if you can guess the reference...hint: it's a Disney XD show. I think...)

 

[onebizarrekai]

Is it Lab Rats or something? I don't really watch Disney XD very much, probably since we can't anymore XD

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(Goron Elder's Son is singing Friday)

Tatl: AHHHH!! IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME!! (is blown back by the singing)

 

[Dragoncat]

Nope, I'm In The Band. First episode I saw, they were playing human pinball, and Karane and Groose's lines were there. Good try though.
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Link: *singing Red Solo Cup in the shower*

Cerai: *pounds on bathroom door* Are you skinning a remlit in there?

Link: ...Nice.

Cerai: I'm just saying, if you were a canary, you would die a virgin.

 

[TatlTails]

Lovino: Kiku, you give me that back or so help me I will SIC MY MAFIA ON YOU!

Antonio: You have a mafia?

Lovino: I'm Southern *bleep*ing Italy, of course I have a mafia!

-The trequel to that one Hetalia story I still can't write yet.

 

[Nakkuru]

my Friend: I'm hungry...
Me: eat something!
my Friend: like a foot?
me: WHAT!?!??!
my friend: I'm a canable
me: -_-
my friend: I want to eat Obamas foot man!
me: YOUR SUCH A FREAK!
my friend: I try!
me: GAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[onebizarrekai]

"CAN I TURN THIS STUPID THING ON VIBRATE?!" ~Me, getting fed up with my Pokegear in SoulSilver

 

[Dragoncat]

Pipit: Guess what?

Cerai: You got abducted by aliens and they brought you back because you were too annoying?

Pipit: ...Next time just say what. -_-

Cerai: You're just mad because my story's more interesting than yours.

(He was going to tell her about a deku baba growing too close to town lol...)

 

[onebizarrekai]

(the below quotes are all from The Legend of Crap: Twilight Princess)

"But all the monsters in the field will magically have fire arrows and bombs, so the carriage will probably catch on fire numerous times, causing us to freak out and go in a circle for twenty minutes." ~Telma

“Oh, hey there Link! It’s your turn to herd the goats! Just get those goats into the barn! But I have to warn you, though, ever since Talo tried to herd them yesterday, they’ve gotten a little crazy and will attack you if you whoop them too much.” ~That goat dude in Ordon Village

---(Scene from Chapter 2)
“Don’t you even think about buying my slingshot!” (Beth)

“It doesn’t belong to you yet,” Malo said.

“Shut up, baby face! It’s mine!”

“Excuse me? You did not…*TRANSFORMING INTO ANGRY FIRE MODE!” Malo’s small amout of hair turned into a large flame. “DESTROY ALL GREEDY HUMAN BEINGS!!” Malo started throwing fire at Beth. Thankfully, though, nothing caught on fire because it was magical fire that could only hurt people. But then again, that would still cause a lot of damage. At least nothing burned down.

“Holy crap!!” Beth ran into the village with Malo following her.

---(Scene from Chapter 4)
“I’ll deal with this,” Navi told her. She flew up right behind the man, who didn’t know she was there. “HEY!”

“AH! HOLY CRAP!” the man screamed, turning around.

“Quick! Get inside your house! They’re coming!”

“AHHH!!!!” The man quickly ran into his house.

Navi flew back to them. “Problem solved.”

---(Scene from Chapter 5)
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! How did we get here?! Didn’t we skip something?!” Navi asked.

“Well, I remember there being a motorcycle, a few burning trucks, a flying green cucco, some giant guns, a zombie horde, a Dunsparce, the Xmen, Santa Claus--” (Saria)

“No, no! Not that part! The part with the purple fog and the monkey.”

“I don’t remember that.”
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I'm having quite a lot of fun posting quotes from my story... Heh.

 

[Fraxinus]

"Do monkeys have necks?"
"Well, can you think of any mammals that don't have necks?"
"Uhhh... snakes?"

[the intellectuals of my art class]

 

[CynicalSquid]

Friend [Jennifer]: I am your father. I don't know who the mother is though... Amber is your mother.
Me: How am I older than both my parents?

 

[onebizarrekai]

Sister: Warm Bodies is like Twilight, except with zombies and a million times better.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jon: Oh, it's a Pumbluss!!!!
Arin: *laughs*
Jon: *luaghs*
Arin: Oh!
Jon: *laughs*
Arin: Oh!
Jon: Oh, if only it was those golden days of Game Grumps.
Arin: It's a Pumbluss?!?!
Jon: Where we could just...
Arin: Please... Hold on. No! You shut your goddamn mouth until I let you talk.
Jon: Do.
Arin: Beast!
Jon: Do me.
Arin: Explain the name Pumbluss for me.
Jon: Pumbluss? It's easy. One, two, three. Happy hen, happy day. Ok, you remember... you gotta... you've see Pinocchio right?
Arin: You're done.
Jon: Nah, you come...
Arin: I think you're done.
Jon No, (*mumbles*)
Arin: No, just professionally you're done.
Jon: Keep with me here. You ask me the questions I'm going to give you the answers. You gotta wait.
Arin: Okay.
Jon: You've seen Pinocchio, right?
Arin: *laughs* What if I haven't?
Jon: Well, you probably have.
Arin: What would you say?
Jon: I say as an animator you should watch it it's a respect for your own art.
Arin: You got a point!
Jon: Anyways you (*mumbles*)
Arin: I'm gonna say yes. I've seen Pee-no-key-oh
Jon: Alright, you know, you've seen Pee-no-key... Where Tinkerbell comes and she give the magic pot to be... to a skeleton boy.
Arin: Of course
Jon: Okay
Arin: The classic story.
Jon: Donatello gets scared.
Arin: Yes
Jon: And he takes his blunderbuss, and kitty cat like meowmeowbishmeow. and he *mumbles* the blunderbluss

 

[Fraxinus]

"yo hairy arms equals swag dude"
-- some random dude walking in the hallways just now

 

[onebizarrekai]

"Why am I watching this crappy show?" -Me, playing Diamond (at the beginning of the game)